Holy freaking SPAM. You're not going to believe what the big surprise is. OK, ready? I am about to become a supermodel. Like, for real. Like, someone is paying me - with money AND cookies - to pose for a camera that isn't Nikon.
And I won't just be posing - I'll be posing with food. And by posing, I mean eating. Because I guess the ad or whatever I'll be starring in is for dog food. How awesome is that!?!
The awesomest thing is I'll be posing with food, for cookies and money, WITHOUT Frank. Turns out they just wanted me. I mean, I love Frank and all but with all this 1000 pugs stuff going on, I kinda just want to be #1 of 1 for a little while. Y'know?
Anyway. We're heading over to the studio now. I'll make sure miss gimpybrain remembers to bring Nikon with us.