And eyebrow. And yes I completely ignored my human when she screamed her head off at me to stop eating the poo I found on our walk this morning. And now I am in trouble. Again.
Yeah. I know.
What's extrasupersucky is I had a long talk with my human last night about how the other 999 pugs and stress and her gimpy brain and sickness and other stupid stuff is seriously messing with my Daily Puglet. She agreed it is totally unacceptable and promised to get her you-know-what together ASAP so I can regain control of the thumbs. But after this morning's poo-incident, all I got was the stink-eye.
I really, really miss you guys and my human does too. Not sure about Dutch because he's still pretty much ignoring us for going to Texas without him. I've tried being extra nice to him and everything, but no go. My human is threatening to leave my "poo-eating ass" at home and take Dutch to Florida & Atlanta instead. Dutch liked the sound of this but I don't!