MYSTERIOUS

Today's sign lesson is short and sweet. Kinda like me. That's because this sign is so mysterious, it could take us all the whole entire day to figure out what the heck it's trying to say.

Here's what we know:

None of the words are crooked underlined BIG or bold, so I don't think it's an angry sign. There's nothing about Caution, Danger or Hazardous so what it's saying might not be all that important. And it doesn't seem to care if or where we p-i-s-s, pee or P.

It's like a government sign, but better and worse all at the same time.

HUMAN: I think the big state-looking thing is Texas.

ME: that doesn't look like Texas to me.

HUMAN: well, the star in the middle could definitely be Austin.

ME: but if the thing on the outside isn't Texas, the thing in the middle can't be Austin.

HUMAN: (silence)

Suki, if you're out there, can you please tell my human just because you put a star in the middle of something, doesn't make it Austin, TX?

And if anyone else has any idea what the heck this sign means, please tell us.

I won't be here tomorrow because my human came up with the genius idea to let Dutch hijack my freaking blog be here on Fridays from now on. I'm working on an even more genius idea to make that idea go away, but until then you're stuck with Dutch.

See you Monday!