OFF PLANE...

In car in LA.

YAAAAAAAAY!

CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF

Goodbye Eat Coast
Other ocean
Sweater weather.

Farewell cousin Sophie
My other human family
Squirrels I was not allowed to chase.

Adios stupid cone!!

Baltimore, it was really nice to meet you.
Los Angeles, here I come.


Much love,

Dutch

PS: I'll explain Baltimore + Los Angeles when we get to San Francisco.

THE COUSINS

DUTCH: I miss my regular ocean.

SOPHIE: Is it nicer than mine?

DUTCH: No, it's mostly the same.

SOPHIE: How come you miss it then?

DUTCH: I'm not sure.

SOPHIE: Oh.

DUTCH: I really like your sweater.

SOPHIE: Thanks. I really like yours too.

THE OTHER OCEAN

I finally got to see the other ocean. It looks just like our ocean back home except maybe a little bit smaller.

I think I am ready to go back to my own coast now. Scary things keep happening here, first to me and now on the TV. I'm sure it would be much better if I could enjoy some Eat Coast yummies, but I'm not allowed anything but chicken and rice. Chicken and rice are the same everywhere.

Tomorrow I go back to the hospital to get my belly zipper taken out. If the vet lady says I'm OK to fly I'll get to go home on Monday with my human. If she says I'm not OK I will stay here with cousin Sophie for awhile longer. She is nicer than Pug and even likes pink, but she is not the same.

I never thought I would miss Pug, but I do. Just a little.

Please don't tell him I said that.

HAPPIES

The cone is gone.
Happy.

The little white pills make the whole world warm and fuzzy.

Haaaaaaappy.

I can be on the couch as long as I don't jump up or down by myself.
More happy.

I used to eat two times each day but now I get to eat many many meals.
Happy happy happy!

My boy part keeps leaking and human got me pink granny panties so I don't have to lick myself so much. The pink panties made me happier. Don't tell Pug because he will laugh at me.

The strange pug isn't Pug, it's my cousin Sophie. She is nice and likes pink too.