PUGLET'S NO-CONTEST CONTEST UPDATE
Thanks for sending in your photos! The gallery is filling up with SO much four-legged cuteness ~ please keep 'em coming.
[Go to www.dailypuglet.com for info if you missed my No-Contest announcement & are cringing at the thought of another contest]
Oh, and today's picture? That's me and Stubby, a pug-friend from the Chicago area who sent me his photo for the No-Contest. My human thinks we might have been separated at birth (even though he was born about 11 years before I was).
I asked if maybe we could be reunited because Stubby lives next door to a family of foxes and gets to eat Popeye's fried chicken. At my house we have demon chihuahua neighbors and snack on cheerios or carrots. My human completely ignored me when I asked about the reunion, but I remain hopeful.
I'm a little late today because we had some visitors at my house. Two visitors, actually. I'd never seen these people before and they didn't act like the people who normally come around. They were really nice, but kind of... official. Like they had a job to do or something. Both had notebooks. One had a special camera and the other had a regular one. They asked my human a lot of questions and wrote down a lot of what she said. Made her sign some papers too.
Don't get me wrong, The Visitors were super nice. I sat on their laps and ate snacks while everyone talked. The Lady Visitor took lots of pictures with her camera and the Man Visitor pointed the special camera at us for what seemed like a really long time. The whole thing made me a little nervous.
I didn't pay all that much attention to what everyone was talking about, but I'm pretty sure most of it was about ME. Ok, so I heard The Visitors ask some stuff about brother Dutch and my human too. But that might have just been a cover, you know, to hide their true intentions.
I mean, what if The Visitors were, like, secret government agents? Like in the movie about that alien I supposedly look like. Maybe they saw my blog and think I'm an Extra-Terrestrial too? What if their visit was some sort of reconnaissance mission and they're plotting an alien-pug abduction??
I asked brother Dutch what he thought about it. He said he hadn't thought about it at all. So I told him my suspicions and that got him ALL freaked out about his own "alien" status. Dutch was born in another country and I guess he heard people from other countries called "illegal aliens" on the news once. He's afraid The Visitors might have been immigration agents here to check on his "status". He was only a baby when he came to the U.S. and doesn't really know if he's legal or not - or even what it all means.
I could be abducted, Dutch could be deported, and I'm afraid to ask my human what's going on because I don't want her to panic. Dutch & I are BOTH freaked out enough as it is.