So I was checking the Special Day calendar to see if today is special and I totally realized something: tomorrow is MY birthday!
I don't know how I didn't know this until now. Birthdays = food and my food radar is usually VERY good about picking up on these things. My human hasn't said one word about it and I'm kinda worried she might have forgotten how Special tomorrow is.
I saw this kind of thing happen in a movie once. You know, the one with the red haired girl and a whole bunch of candles? The whole world forgot her birthday and I'm pretty sure it made her cry. I didn't see the whole thing so I don't know how it ended, but I know the redhaired girl was totally sad and probably cried.
Uhm. Now that I think about it, I'm kinda worried. My human has been SUPER gimpy lately and it's 100% totally possible that she doesn't know I turn 3 tomorrow. And I don't think Dutch even knows what day today is - so forget about tomorrow.
I don't want to cry on my Special Day. I want to eat bacon and SPAM and ice cream and bully penis... then take a nap... and then eat some more stuff to celebrate. But NONE of this will happen if my human doesn't know it's my day.
How can I make sure she remembers to celebrate me???