Thursday, October 11, 2012
By the time you read this, my human (and I guess Kim) will be on a plane to Canada. Without me. And you know why? Because I am too big to fit on the freaking plane.
I know I'm kinda tubey from eating bagels and fudge and donuts and Ben's pizza. But too tubey to fit on a plane? Seriously? That's what my human says. I've heard her talk about how huge Kim is, but I'm pretty sure Kim gets to go to Canada.
I guess there was some sort of drama when we flew from Boston to NJ about the plane not being big enough for me *and* Nikon. The plane dude said my human had to hand one of us over but my human said no way. Plane dude said yes way, but my human must have talked him out of it because no one got handed over.
I was too busy saying hi to the people on the plane to notice any drama, but the plane was kinda small.
Since my human hates drama, spotted Miley's mom checked to see if the plane to Canada is big enough everyone. But I guess it's just as small as the Boston plane was so I'll be hanging out in NJ, getting humped by my cousin Sophie.
Canada pugs: please take good care of my human. She's not used to being pugless. If there are any tasty Canadian eatables I should know about, please let her know what they are!