Wednesday, April 3, 2013
WALGREENS DUDE: do you want some peeps?
MY HUMAN: no thanks
WALGREENS DUDE: they're free! We kinda need to get rid of them.
MY HUMAN: so gross.
Stupid human. You never say no to free stuff. Especially free eatable stuff. So I Jimmied and gave the dude my best yes yes yes look.
I think the little guy wants some, he said.
Little guy? Just because I'm not as big as Dutch doesn't mean I'm little. Whatever. The dude turned no into a yes and scored me some peeps. I guess he can call me names.
I don't know if every Walgreens gives out free peeps. But if you can talk your human into giving you some, they're kinda fun to eat.