Thursday, July 7, 2011
Before my human's brain liquified we went for a hike with the cows. It's been awhile and all the baby moos are either grown or gone, so all the cow pies are big and old (still eatable, but not nearly as tasty). Old pies aren't really worth hunting for, so I decided to look around for other stuff to eat.
Well. I didn't find any eatables. But I did find a ginormous footprint in the mud. It had three toes and was about the size of my head. A few minutes later, I found another ginormous thing. It had stripes like a zebra I saw on Animal Planet once. And it smelled WEIRD. Scary weird.
My human said it (and the giant feet) belong to some kind of bird, but she didn't know what kind. So I asked Google to tell me about ginormous flying things and the answer I got was pterodactyl:
Holy. I'm really hoping Google is really wrong about this one. Anyone here know of any birds that have huge feet and stripes like a zebra? And, uhm, do they eat small dogs??