Well, I confessed to eating a forbidden porky-thing in the park. So now I can tell you about the other delicious pork-thing I ate over the weekend. The one my human bought at PetSmart and didn't yell at me for eating.
The authorized porky-things are called Pork Chomps. They're made of baked pig skin and a few other things that aren't too scary (no digest or anything). Not something my human usually buys us, but they're on sale at PetSmart for like $2 so she let us try them.
Did I mention that Pork Chomps are bacon flavor? Yep. Made of pig and tastes like bacon. Can't say that about the forbidden porky-things.
Google says Pork Chomps are made from the same ingredient as pork rinds (!!) except pork rinds are fried and Chomps are baked. Apparently they also 'scrape plaque from teeth and stimulate the gums', which is a good thing seeing as my human is now obsessed with my teeth (more on that nightmare later).
Anyway. The Pork Chomps website says they are tastier, safer and healthier than rawhide. Uh, I eat things I find lying on ground, so I'm not really worried about safety and health. But I do care about taste and Pork Chomps ARE supertasty!
We just refilled the food bin, so I don't know how I'm going to drag my human back to PetSmart while they're still on sale. But I'm totally going to try. Any ideas??
PS: so far, no sick!
* * *Happy Whelp to Myra in Portland, Or (home of my Jenny, the pug). Myra, I haven't gotten sick from the spare rib yet, so I'll totally be eating cookies for your day.