Friday, August 12, 2011

PUG vs. POO

My human says today's video is (and I quote) "Funny but gross and completely horrifying".

I don't think any of it is funny. And horrifying isn't exactly how it feels when there's a chain link fence stuck between you and a tasty pile of poo
. Totally not fun!!



PS: In case you can't watch the video, this is how it ends:


31 comments:

The Mama Monster said...

Hahahah ewwwww!!! No no Pug!!! Yucky!

Anonymous said...

Eww Puglet. You should stick to the gummies and bully sticks.

Anonymous said...

don't do it puglet I did it once and I had bad diaria

SpencerBartholomew said...

Stay way from that crap pug! I once stole a "tater" from the cat box and got I a ton of trouble...after, of course, mom had to stick her hand in my mouth and pull it out. She didn't know what I had at first. Boy, was she surprised! I haven't tried that since.

Frankie from Seattle said...

Hi there, its Frankie's human. He couldnt post because if I let him this comment would be filled with good things about eating poop. All I have to say is that poop gives Frankie baaaad gas and diarrhea, and if you value your sense of smell, dont let Puglet eat poop!
~ Frankie's human

P.S.
Sorry Pug! I know how much you like eating it...

Payton said...

All I can say is Eww! But I still like ya, Pug!
Love,
Payton

Robinette said...

I'm sorry Puglet, but your human is right Puglet, completely horrifying. Poop one, Puglet zero...

xoxo
Robinette and Weezer

holdin27 said...

Well, I'm not hungry any more...

Anonymous said...

We LOVE it! The video clip, not the poo, ewwwww. Whomever left that pile on the sidewalk was a very irresponsible pet owner dork.

Lea, Riley and Roxi
Those Jersey Shore Puggles

Maggie the Pug in Dallas said...

Oh Puglet...you tried, you tried so very hard! I think I even saw you barking at it. Were you barking? And if so, did you think that would bring it closer? Not sure why everyone is in such a huff over it...poop is poop, isn't it? Maybe not...but you sure gave it your best to get at it!

Barbara said...

Man Puglet...you win in the determination contest! While delicious, poop is not good for you!

Guy Noir said...

POOP! I love it. Poodle poop is excellent. Cat poop is exquisite. But, like you, I am not allowed to indulge. I feel your pain, and I salute you for your perseverance.

Anonymous said...

Rabbit poop is the best! And really when you think about it, Poop is really just re-cycled food, right? But, you're gona have to bush your teeth after eating it, for sure.

Anonymous said...

Dude, you are totally obsessed. Were you acting though? or does your human have to always catch you from eating poop!?

Anonymous said...

Puglet,
EEEEWWWWWW gross!!!!! You need a 12 step program!!!!!!!! you are an addict..........


Good luck
Monkeypig in Sacramento

Anonymous said...

Geez Puglet,
Whats up with the poop thing?? We got into so much trouble last night trouble with a capital "T" ! Not Ellie of course she never eats poop.

We thought mom was nowhere to be found so we attacked the litter box for chunks of fresh just out of the cat poo covered with little specs of kitty litter.

HEAVEN ON EARTH PUGLET !

We never heard her coming -- all hell broke loose we were trapped in the laundry room. The woman yelled, pointed her finger at us, then out came the dreaded squirt bottle. Thank god her aim sucks, we escaped thru the doggie door to safety outside.

Puglet -- poop isn't worth it, serenity now.

Emmitt and Eli from San Antonio

Does anybody have breath mints !!!!!

Kitty+Coco said...

Torment! Gosh, Pug. I totes feel your pain. Mom stands outside and watches us like a HAWK to make sure I don't get any tasty crap cookies. My only respite is to sniff of my sister's butt right after she is done just to get a hint of the taste.
You gave it your best shot.

Coco

Anonymous said...

Hi Puglet,

While I fully understand your feelings and of course the frustration of that damn fence between you and the heavenly treat, I must say that I've done "it" only once. That was when I read in your daily column about it and gave it a try.

Never again!

It sort of tasted good, unusual compared with my normal diet and I felt that while I do not have to have it every single day, once in a while is ok.

But then .. thunder broke lose. Mouthwash, soap, words formerly totally unknown to me - plus that night I had to sleep in my dog bed.

Always minding my own comfort, I have now totally sworn off that stuff.

Reformed pug greetings from Berlin

Carlos Santana *anglelike*

THE PUGLET said...

Carlos,

You are a better pug than me (and many others here, apparently). No amount of bad words or soap or thunder could stop me from eating poo. So far, the only thing that *has* been able to stop me is that dumb chain link fence!

THE PUGLET said...

2 E's,

I've never had fresh-from-the-cat poo before, but if your human was that mad about you eating it - it must be suuuper tasty.

THE PUGLET said...

Yes, Maggie - that was me barking. And whining. And barking some more. I mean, I even Jimmy'd! I thought for sure someone would feel bad and either let me OUT or the poo IN.

No such luck. One lady did ask if I "really want to eat the poo" and when my human said yes, the lady said "oh, how lovely".

Max the Jack Russell Terrier said...

Hi Puglet,

My sister who crossed The Rainbow Bridge, a female black pug, Lulu used to eat poo. It really made her breath stink and our humans had to use disgusting dog mouthwash on her. Don't eat it anymore. It may taste good, but maybe you'll have to use the mouthwash.

Happy Poop Eating,

Max

Ollie said...

Puglet,
That video was powerful stuff, a moment of pug pathos.
So close and yet so far from the forbidden poo pile, silently calling out to you.
Don't let this defeat due to a chain link fence technicality stop you. There will always be another opportunity to enjoy poo.

THE MICHIGAN PUG said...

And the POO has it.....

heh Puglet ya should try FROZEN POO.....let me explain....in Michigan, in January it is so cold it feels almost like my tail will be cold forever...BUT THEN....I SPOT IT...THERE ON THE WALK OUTSIDE....FROZEN POOOO! WHAT A DREAM TREAT WOW...LIKE HEAVEN....JUST THE THOUGHT MAKES MY TASTE BUDS WATER...YUUUUUMMMM ...AAAHHHHHH YYUUUUMMMM...AHH HEAVEN.....SO THERE ARE SOME REALLY GREAT THINGS ABOUT MICHIGAN WINTERS!!!!

THE MICHIGAN PUG SIGNING OUT

Anonymous said...

WTF.... Puglet.....
I am speechless today.... oi oi oi !!!!
Sammy

Suki said...

Hi Pug,
Ewwww! If you ate it, your human would definitely find away thru your walrus lips & brush your teeth.

Hugs,
Suki

Anonymous said...

Oh Pug that poo was really teasing you! My sis Molly is a poo eater, Cleo & I sniff but don't partake.

Frodo

Eddie the Pug said...

Waaaahhhh! My parents went on vacation and a sitter came to live with us...I am just catching up on all your exciting posts, Puglet! For the record, hardly ever any HBO words and no Crocs at my house. My nickname is Handsome, and I bark waaay too much at the UPS guy and dogs who walk by on MY street. I looove cat poo and look for it every day in the backyard because I have cat "siblings" named George and Gracie. Glad my momma is back so I can keep up with all the action:)

wombat said...

After twelve years of fighting this Number Two fight with my Number One Pug, I'm actually beginning to think it's time to compromise. I still don't want her to eat the poop of strangers but when it comes to her own, I am paying so much for that dog food, why not enjoy it twice?

Noodles said...

Puglet,
Kudos for the determination BUT EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Poop????? Ten minutes?????
A little warped.
Love Noodles

Anonymous said...

Dude, you need therapy or a hypnotist or something...Yucky.....