Hi internet, I'm Frank! Puglet said I could be the blog today if didn't tell his blonde lady that he ate half my food and all of my carrot. So I didn't tell and now I'm supposed to tell you about my weekend.
SATURDAY WAS LIKE THIS
I woke up. Me, Puglet, Dutch and their blonde lady went for a walk. I barked at a bike and got in trouble. I also peed on a tree. Then we ate breakfast.
After breakfast the blonde lady took Dutch downstairs and put up a fence so me and Puglet couldn't come. This did not fly with me so I howled and barked and made noises to make her come back.
She wasn't happy but she came back. We all went in the car to the place where cows and berries live. I heard the blonde lady tell the phone we were going on a hike, but not a whole hike because of me.
A hike is just a walk on dirt, if you don't know.
We hiked. Puglet ran after cows and Dutch ran away from them. The blonde lady put me on a leash so I didn't run anywhere. Walking on dirt is harder than regular walking so I didn't want to run anyway.
The hiking didn't seem hard for anyone else, but it made me hot and tired. When I'm tired I nap. Napping in the dirt isn't as comfortable as regular napping, but a napping in the dirt is better than hiking. So I tried to take a nap. It wasn't fun so I pretended to be broken. Last time I was broken the blonde lady carried me, but not this time. No.
This time the blonde lady said I'm too hefty to carry and stuck me in a giant bucket of cow water instead. She said if I was broken because of the 62 degree "heat", the cold water would fix me. I don't like water and was only pretending to be broken, but being in the cow bucket made me feel really good.
Puglet said if I beat him to the car, I could be the blog all week. But if he beat me, I could only be one day. So I ran the whole way and almost won. But Puglet is fast and I am not so he'll be back tomorrow to tell you about the rest.