Any idea how you get a tired, kinda-grumpy human with a cold out of bed? She keeps saying stuff like '5 more minutes' and 'I'll give you bacon if you just let me sleep'.
I tried the 5 minutes thing like an hour ago and she's still just lying there. I tried staring at her and sneezing on her -- nothing. I was kinda worried she might be in a coma or something so I pawed at her face to make sure she was still breathing. Got yelled at for that, so at least she's alive. But two seconds later she was sleeping again.
I'm totally OK with letting my human stay in bed if that's what she wants to do.... but how can she give me bacon if she's asleep???