I'm SO glad I was right about the half-naked Santas. I knew they would make the world a happier place. Uhm, sorry if anyone or anything got spit on. Tell your human to swallow all drinkables from now on before reading. I'm trying to get my grumpy human in a good mood -- if my plan works, I might be funnier than usual.
Anyway. Since the half-naked Santas made everyone here feel so good, I thought it'd be cool to send them to people who could really really use some happiness. Of course miss grumpy squashed that idea.
ME: Since I can't get on a plane to make the kids in Connecticut feel better, I think we should make them a card.
HUMAN: Aw, Pug. You can be so sweet. What kind of card?
ME: Y'know. Something that might help them a feel happier. Like the half-naked Santas.
HUMAN: Uhm, it's not really ok to send a picture of dudes in their underwear to kids.
ME: Even if the half-naked dude is Santa?
HUMAN: Especially if the half-naked dude is Santa.
ME: Ok. How about some watermelon slices? Dutch thinks they look like smiles.
HUMAN: Watermelons would be good.
So, we put a picture of me and the happy watermelon mural (before it got ruined) on a card and sent it to the kids in Sandy Hook. I don't know if they will ever get to read it, but I hope it makes them smile like a watermelon if they do.
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uhm... that's a very good looking bums.... love the hand on the dude's butt... mama stop drooling !! wonderful idea of the card to those kids in CT. Our hearts ache : ( Thank you for being kind, Puglet.
The kids in CT will surely smile like watermelons when they get your card.
And my mom smiled like a watermelon (or some kind of perv) when she saw the fabulous pics of you with almost naked Santas.
Thanks for the smiles, Pug and Dutchy,
Lafayette Lola
Puglet....you rock.....Hugs to you and your human and Dutch.....
Sending smiles to CT is an amazing idea and we hope that we all can learn to share kindness from you.
Buford T. Justice and his Pack O' Pugs (and a Boston.....)
You are so thoughtful! Glad your human was there to squash sending the half naked dude pics! The watermelon idea is much better. Lol
I love Duke and the watermelon!
Oh Pug, you have a heart of gold! What a nice thing to do :)
Kisses, Kisses,
Mercy in Chicago
P.S. Studmuffin Dutch is looking supermodely and smokin' hot!
Half-naked santas and you might not be appropriate for kids, but they sure make me happy!
Scarlet approves of the watermelon card, all paws up! I, approve of the 1/2 nakked Santas but do agree they aren't for kids. We both approve highly of the watermelon card, that's a wonderful thing to do.
My family is donating to Newtown in lieu of exchanging gifts. We found some links on our local Patch where donations can be made: http://newport.patch.com/articles/how-you-can-help-memorial-donations-for-sandy-hook-victims-cb0fe706?ncid=newsltuspatc00000001
We love you Pug!
♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet
Aw Puglet, I know of at least one child in Newtown who will smile about her card. Her name is Lindsay, and she loooooooves her some Sluggo. Saturday was her birthday, so Sluggo sent her a picture of him with a big smile. And if you know anything about Sluggo, he doesn't smile all that often. He spends more time with a worried look on his face. We can't wait to see if your human was able to capture any of his smiles. Anyway, Lindsay has a twin brother who is waaaaaay allergic to dogs, so Lindsay only gets to hang out with Sluggo, she can't have a pug of her own. We hope to see her soon, so that she can smile, and share her smile with the kids in Newtown.
P.S. I have a pretty good idea, that something might happen today that will help your human not feel so grumpy. That is all I am saying.
Ah puglet that was a super good idea about the card. As far as the other picture i swear my moms eyes rolled back in her head!
stella rose
Pug, you are our hero! Merry Christmas to you, Dutch, and your human.
Love and Bacon,
Noodle (& Mochi)
I love me some half naked Santas posing with Puglet....and really love me some Dutch with a watermelon mouth! My day is complete now! Thanks Pug for all the smiles!
dutch is smiling! Oh, we miss our Dutch too! Been a while since we heard from him
Healing hearts begins with a (watermelon) smile ... from the Jersey Shore to Newtown, CT ... we love you.
Roxi, Riley & Lea
What's even better than half-nekkid Santas? When those Santas are highlighted by Puglet! We do love the watermelon smile on Dutch, what a great picture. You have the kindest most generous heart Puglet, I just know your card will bring a much-needed smile to the people who get a chance to see your card. Much love from me and the Momster.
Puglet I think that is very sweet of you to send a card to the children of Sandyhook
Hooray for you Puglet!!! That is wonderful that you sent the children something to bring a smile to their faces.
Love,
Pearl, Mac, Trixie and our human Sherry
P-let, My sisterdog Soph says all those hot half naked Santas need are some curly-Q tails!
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