Monday, March 11, 2013

MORE BACON THAN THE PAN CAN HANDLE


I was kinda secretly hoping Dutch would get towed away if we waited long enough to cook my bacon. But I guess that only works with cars. So I tried to snatch an extra bite for myself before the bacon hit the pan. All I got was a mouth full of plastic.

My human promised there would be plenty for everyone but I didn't believe her. How could one little bacon be plenty when I had to share it with Dutch AND Frank. Besides, what does a vegetable lover know about bacon? 

Then I saw this:

more bacon than a HUMONGO pan can handle

Yeah. In case you can't tell, that's one HUMONGO pan. Full of bacon. And just in case you can't tell my looking at me how excited I was about this, I was EXCITED.

At least I was. Until my human turned on the stove and ruined everything. I don't know what she did but one minute I had more bacon than a pan can handle, the next minute there was barely enough to fill my tiny food bowl.

where did all my bacon go?

Whatever she did made a whole bunch of stinky smoke and a really loud noise that freaked Dutch out so bad he ran out the dog door and refused to come back inside. Of course I tried to convince my human to let me eat Dutch's bacon so it wouldn't get cold. But she said I had to wait anyway because the bacon needed to cool.

Cool the bacon?

Ugh. I really wanted to say just GIVE ME THE FREAKING BACON NOW, but when it comes to stuff like wanting food humans don't understand plain english. It's weird. So I shut my mouth and kept my eyes on the bacon.

Don't tell my human, but even though she totally killed it my bacon was still supertasty. Me and Dutch are trying to talk her into a bacon do-over. One without smoke, scary noises or Frank.

29 comments:

BadAnnie said...

OK, Humom. Here's how to make bacon without all the smoke and scary noises. Dutch can stick around. Lay your bacon out on a sheetpan. It can overlap a little to fit it all in. Pop it in a 375º oven. Bake for 15 to 20 minutes till it reaches your desired doneness. That's how it is made in restaurants! The bacon stays flat and gets super crispy and pretty!!

Rocky's mom,
Chef Annie

Angel Yoda, Brutus & Ellie said...

that bacon does look super tasty!! I wonder if we can get our humans to fry some up for us!!

Pugs & Kisses,

Brutus & Ellie (#439)

BadAnnie said...

Oh, and Rocky (Pug in Texas) says don't be stingy. Frank brought HIS bacon to SHARE with you and Dutch!

Rocky - and his mom Chef Annie

Christa said...

Pug,
You are so cute and look super excited about your tasty bacon. Sorry your human burned it and that you had to share with Dutch and Frank. But sharing is caring Puglet.
❤,
Christa and Cletus #176

Christa said...

Puglet,
You look super excited in your pic. You handsome devil. I am sorry your human burned your bacon and that you had to share it with Dutch and Frank. Sharing is caring Pug.
Love,
Christa and Cletus #176

Anonymous said...

Holy Bacon, you lucky dude! I won't be sharing this entry with Lola- she's dieting... :-D Hope you 3 & Frank had a fun weekend! Pug Hugs, Megan F & Lola Pug

Buford T. Justice said...

Dude!!!!!! What did she do!!!!!! That was HUGE and then she shrunk it.....It's ok, I bet it was still SUPERTASTY!!!!!!

Now I have to convince our human to cook us some bacon.....

Buford T. Justice and the Pack O' Pugs

pugtux said...

Oh,Puglet!You must still be in 7th Heaven after all that bacon. I think I can smell it from here. Good for you and your buddies. Yum!

Bruno said...

Hey Puglet, that's how mom likes her bacon! Hope it was good! It had to be good... it's BACON. I've never seen a dog bowl full of bacon; you're sure one lucky pug! It was really nice of you to share with Dutch & Frank. Kindness is always rewarded!
Love always, Bruno (and Diesel)♥♥♥

Buddy said...

pug...........your face looks sooooo happy with the humongo bacon pan!!! *laughs*

So happy for you little man!!!!

Pearl and Tessa said...

Oh my!Great to have you back. Bet you had a great weekend with Frank.

Jane becerra said...

Dear Puglet- You have a very good human, because humans that only eat leaves and twigs and vegetation are usually less than willing to support someone's bacon Jones. She must really love you....but I can understand that, because I love you ( and Dutch and Frank and your human) a whole lot. You make me smile every day.

Noodle said...

Aaaaaaaaaa! BACON!!!

You're my hero. *sniff*

Anonymous said...

What pure joy! I love the picture of you and Frank waiting for your bowl of bacon. Sure hope everyone got seconds

Mercy said...

Hey Pugman!
Yep, bacon takes awhile to cook but remember, the best things in life are worth waiting for. You look happy, happy, happy!
Kisses, kisses,
Mercy

Mercy said...

Dutchy, my little studmuffin,you know when you hear that awful noise that you're supposed to evacuate the building. Safety first! Don't let Pug tease you about running out of the house. You should probably get a special bacon reward for following safety rules!
Kisses, kisses,
Mercy

Sammy and Neko said...

This may start a war of bacon at casade S&N. D being towed away is a funny concept, we lauff-d hard : )

Happy bacon day for everyone.

Kiss kiss
ps. what was the scary loud noise??

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Scarlet has two words: Bacon Rocks.

Especially with eggs, she would like to add.

♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet

Sue McGee said...

Hey, Dude, got a really good tip for you. Next time you can talk the thumbs into cooking bacon, tell her to put the leftover bacon juice in the fridge. I promise, if she drizzles a little of the bacon juice on that appley food you don't like, you'll totally scarf it down! Bacon juice makes everything taste like BACON! Even blueberries, which I spit out unless they have bacon juice on them.

Patty said...

Hooray! Bacon! Pug, I gotta tell you. I had my bacon this weekend too... Bacon omelette with cheddar cheese! It was divine.

I'm so glad you finally got yours!
Hugs from NJ.

Patty

Bailey and Buddy said...

OUR PICTURES ARE AWESOME!! WE ARE SO EXCITED!!!

Bailey & Buddy #870 & 871

Anonymous said...

Puglet, you got the cream of the crop baconness. Now we are quite perturbed our human forgot the bacon on her shopping trip. Actually, our mom is even mad at herself...she's a bacon lover too, lucky us!

Hope you, Frank, and Dutchy spilt it evenly!!!

Baxter and Cole + human needing to go back to the market!!

Mary Rayne said...

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Maggie and Lucy the Pugs in Dallas said...

Oh Man! Look at that bacon. I've never seen that much bacon before...I need me some bacon! I might even give my new sister some too. Sharing is hard, isn't it Pug?

Anonymous said...

Pug - you gotta get your mom to make you some pork roll. It might be almost as good as bacon! I don't know if your coast has it or not, but she will know what it is being from Jersey. Ask her!!

Frodo

Sammy and Neko said...

Have you tried squeeze bacon, Pug?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

Looks gross, poo in the bottle, but since you like both poo and bacon, this may work for you !!

Lovies
Sammy

Sue McGee said...

Puglet! Is that you doing your signature "Jimmy" on the front of The Drudge Report this evening??? If that's you, you are even more famous than I thought!
C. Penfold McGee

PugSlope.com said...

Hi Puglet!
You've had so many empty promises of bacon over the past few months that I'm just overjoyed to see you FINALLY GET TO EAT SOME! I bet it tasted AWESOME!

-Love,
Sid

sue and the gang said...

puglet you do look very excited I bet it tasted yummy