Wednesday, June 5, 2013
I don't think it's fair that Miley got to have fun in Texas when I had to stay home. But I guess she was right about her trip being way more exciting than anything me and Dutch are doing. At least until now.
Because even though my human thought yesterday was Monday, today is Wednesday and you know what Wednesday means.
Wild Game Night!
ME: so, what's on tonight's menu?
HUMAN: dimpled oranges and chicken feet.
ME: they make wild chickens? And oranges?
HUMAN: they sure do.
Normally I'd be mad at my human for trying to sneak a piece of fruit into a night that's supposed to be about meat. But I really like oranges and have never eaten a dimpley one before so I'll let it slide. This time.
I'm not 100% sure the chicken feet are all that wild either. The label says U.S.A but I'm pretty sure chickens in the U.S.A. live on farms. I mean, when's the last time you saw a wild chicken?
But when your human brings home a package of chicken feet do you care where the feet came from?
Will let you know tomorrow how good everything tasted.