|mysterious sidewalk shoes|
Sorry about the whole Dutch Friday takeover thing. I'm glad you don't mind it as much as I do. Not that I don't love Dutch or anything. And not like his US LOVES YOU sign wasn't
better than all my stupid signs put together kinda cool. But I missed like half of 2013 and I'm kinda sick of missing stuff.
|baby step shoes?|
Anyway. Last week was a little easier for my human. She's still slow as a slug in slow motion, but getting better. The word around here is baby steps. Even though my human's feet are ginormous.
I didn't understand how anyone with such giant feet could walk like a baby.
HUMAN: it's a metaphor, Pug.
ME: metaphor is just a fancy word for doesn't make any sense.
HUMAN: Dutch understands metaphors.
A little sucky, but I guess lame little sluggy steps are better than no steps at all. And I guess as long as everybody keeps walking that's kinda all that matters. Uh, that's a metaphor.