Friday, January 10, 2014

THE CLIFF, THE END.


Holy Cowpies. It's taking longer to tell you about falling off a cliff than it did to get rescued from it. I don't know about you, but I fell asleep before the dude on the bike came back with the rope. Last time I let Dutch tell a story!

(totally not my idea, by the way)

So, back at the cliff... 

My human's tied to one end of the rope and the other end is tied to everyone else. I don't know any of this because I'm on the side of a freaking cliff and can't see anything but ocean, sky and the side of the cliff. 

Oh. And did I mention that every time I move, the cliff falls apart and I go with it? SO awesome.

By now, I'm pretty sure this might be my first not-near death experience. But just as I'm about to really freak out, I see my human and, uh, "Kim" coming down from the top of the cliff (from where I was it was mostly Kim). 

Now. Remember the thing about the cliff falling apart every time I move? Well imagine how the cliff must feel about my human and Kim. Who are muuuuch bigger and heavier than me, even at my most tubiest. 

Uhm, yeah. Not good.   

As soon as my human touches the side of the cliff, it totally falls apart. She starts sliding, then I start sliding and if it wasn't for the scary rope and the four dudes it was tied to, we probably would have ended up like this:


You can probably guess we didn't fall into the ocean and drown. Dumb Idea #3 didn't exactly go as planned, but the rope didn't break and the four dudes were strong enough to pull us to the top. I got a few cuts on my feet, bits of cliff in my eyeballs, and a cool story about the time I fell off a cliff.

THE END!

26 comments:

Mercy said...

Oh Man! What a story!You are the luckiest pug I know! KIM... LOL, I had forgotten all about that.Can't wait to hear from you next week. Story time again? I'm just so happy Pug & Co. are back :)Stay safe little guy!
Kisses, Kisses,
Mercy (and Vinny)

Michelle Adam said...

OMP Your human is a rock star hero for saving you!!! You have to LOVE the Dutch story telling drama. We are So happy everything turned out the way it did. Did you get a few pictures with the 4 dudes that helped get you to safety?

Meredith LeBlanc said...

We're applauding! YAY!!! You're human rocks and, Pug, please stay away from cliffs, ALWAYS!

♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet

Morty from the UK said...

Awesome! \m/

You guys rock!

It's great to have you back.

Chazthepug said...

I just want to say how happy I am that you are all ok! I am also so glad you are back... this has been the greatest way to start the new year, a full week of new DP!

Jazz Girl Pug said...

Whew! Gus and I are really, really happy you and your human are OK. Our Guardian knows about that cliff, and it is wicked steep and crumbly, just like you found out. "Kim" might even have gotten smaller with all the effort it took to get you safely up to solid land!

Noodles said...

(Breathing sigh of relief)
That story had me ON THE EDGE the whole time.
So glad you were rescued and that your human is okay.
Hey FOUR DUDES - thanks for helping rescue them.
Love Noodles

Robin Mackintosh said...

Wow! Pugle, your human is almost a superhero! Lucky she loves you sooo much! Glad everyone is safe and sound!

Anonymous said...

YAY! Pug is safe!! A BIG thank you to the bikeman & the three dudes who helped save you. Now promise us you won't ever ever ever do that again.

Ann, Frodo, Molly & Cleo

Robinette said...

Oh Puglet, I'm so happy you are okay! WOW! What a, er, scary story--but I'm glad it has a happy ending and you (and your human and Dutch) are all fine.

Now, onward to better times in 2014!

Anonymous said...

Puglet, In spite of what you say, Dutch tells a great story and what a story!

Eddie the Pug said...

So glad everyone at Casa de Puglet is safe!!
Your pal,
Eddie the Pug

Suki said...

Hi Pug!
Soooo glad everyone is home safe & sound. I think you need extra bacon with bacon sprinkles on top for that adventure!

Hugs,
Suki

Ollie said...

What an awesome way to end a Friday!
Your brave human + four cool dudes with a crab pot rope = one safe Puglet
Stay away from heights or at least wear a parachute.

Barbara said...

Man, I wish you had the rescue on video!! Glad you made it!

T,the Pugs and a BT said...

Now that was a story! Pug so glad bike man brought the rope back and the other 3 dudes stuck around to help your Super-human when she needed them. She rocked that one for sure!! Now after reading this to the Pugs and the BT, they understand why I sometimes yell like I do when they get to close to the edge of our cliffs up here in the PNW. You and Dutch stay safe and way back from the edge of those cliffs. :-)

Anonymous said...

That was really a scary story. Glad it turned out the way it did. Your human is truly a hero. Puglet, you need to be careful and not so adventurous! Take care... looking forward to more stories. -Spencer B

The Devil Dog said...

Wow, I think you should stay in bed with your mom for a week recuperating and you could get all the best dog food treats money can buy to ease your PTSD.
Lucky and I are very glad you are safe and sound now,

Roxy

Anonymous said...

Puglet, you had us all scared. What an adventure you lead!

My only adventure included barking fiercely at the Duke Energy Power guy and mailman.

XOXO, Meatball

Anonymous said...

Whew! You all deserve a restful weekend at home! So super extra glad you're back! Love, Megan F. & Lola the Pug

Paula from DE said...

Very scary! You are like some kind of stunt pug, your human is like a super hero, and Dutch is a great commentator. Glad you are all safe!

Jackie & Paco said...

Paco the Pug says "Way to go Puglet! Glad you & your human are ok!". A super exciting story to remember, but not to try again. We are soooo glad everything turned out well! Rest up for your next adventure. We really, really missed you & are so happy you, Dutch & your humom are back! You make our day!
Jackie & Paco

sue and the gang said...

I am so happy you are safe please never go near a cliff again

Amy said...

Oh my gosh, Puglet!!! You (and Dutch!) had me on the edge of my seat. So glad your human was able to rescue you. I did like the idea of the helicopter though!

Sue and Annie Fannie said...

Please don't do that again...pleeeaaassse.

bratro said...

thanks god, there was a happy ending to that story, I thought I was reading a thriller!!!!