I had no freaking idea what Homemade Goodness is, so I asked my human what it was and what made it smell so ridiculously tasty. She said there are whole cooked chickens inside those little boxes. A whole flock of them. Skin, bones, meat and everything!
I was really surprised that the #1 best thing in the whole entire supermarket isn't behind glass. But it is under special lights. My human said the special lights warm up the meat and make it extra smelly. I told her we need to get some of those lights for our house.
And, uh, some meat to go with them.
She just laughed and told me to enjoy the smell. And then wheeled me off to see the vegetables.
I have no idea why my human thought I'd want to look at carrots when I could be smelling chickens. But I didn't want to leave the supermarket so I tried to act like I care where carrots come from.
And then... something really freaky happened. You know that loud, scary noise that happens sometimes when it rains? Well, it happens at the supermarket. Like, inside the supermarket. Where the carrots live.
Yeah. Boom! Boom! Boom! And then rain.
Freaked. Me. Out.
My human tried to calm me down with a handful of cookies, but when she reached into her cookie pocket it was empty. Apparently she seriously underguesstimated how many cookies it would take to keep me in the cart in a store full of meat. So we left the carrots and headed for the dog cookies...
And that will be the last stop on our adventure in the supermarket. It's pretty funny, so come back tomorrow.
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IT'S ANOTHER SPECIAL DAY!!
Woo hoo! Let's all eat a cookie for Pablo's birthday :)