Tuesday, July 26, 2011

LET'S EAT!

Well, I promised we'd be eating gummies today. And by 'we', I guess I really meant me. But don't feel bad, I'm not really eating gummies. Only my pictures are.

Sniff. Grab. Eat.

So, if you're lucky enough to convince your human to let you eat gummies, here's what you do: Sniff it once. Sniff it twice. Grab on and don't let go until it's in your belly. This might take awhile, especially if your human has a camera.

Tongue aerobics.

If your human says you're too tubey for gummies, tell them gummies are a good way to workout. I'm pretty sure you burn all the calories in a gummy just by chewing.

Chew to the left. Chew to the middle. Chew to the right.

Gummies are weird, but they're nothing to be afraid of. I promise - totally eatable and superyummy. Just sniff, grab and eat. Oh, and if you do something funny with your tongue your human will probably keep feeding you :)


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Today's Specialness!
Happy Special Day to all our fishy friends! Swim on, Pearl and Goldey and Autumn and Sabrina :)

27 comments:

Payton said...

Pug, you certainly know how to work the camera! Those are great, expressive pics...even of Dutch and his very large mouth! I will keep telling myself that it's the pictures that got to eat, so I won't be too jealous.

Happy Day to Pearl, Goldey, Autumn, and Sabrina!

Love,
Payton

Bellatrix- I'm a pug! said...

I confess I almost ate the screen to get to your gummy.
If you're eating gummy worms, does that mean it wiggles in your belly?? I like to eat live worms, and roll around on them. Do gummy worms taste better than live ones??
Cute pictures of you and your mouth, but Dutch makes me swoon with his big 'ol mouth

Anonymous said...

What a face!!! So, were they sweet?? Sour?? Probably doesn't matter...they are just yummy and gummy...and now their in your belly.
Kris in Oklahoma

Foodie Girl said...

I'm still trying to convince my human to give me a gummy, but it's not working. She did give me something called Candied Bacon my uncle made (special for me) - WOW! If it's anything like the bacon, I need a gummy - LIKE NOW!

~Mookie

THE PUGLET said...

Uh, Mookie?

I'll trade you all the gummies in the world for some of that Candied Bacon!!!!

THE PUGLET said...

Kris ~

They were normal & fruity gummies. Still working on getting my human to buy the sour kind. She swears I won't like them but I know she must be wrong.

THE PUGLET said...

Eww BellaT ~

You roll on worms and then eat them? Gross. Better not tell Princess Dutch that. He'll *never* sniff your butt again.

Anonymous said...

Yummy Gummy now in the Tummy! Hu-Mom said she couldn't resist and she gave each of us one gummy worm. We're very happy puggles today!!

Dutch has a very big mouth! I almost felt like I could fall right into it and slide down into his belly.

Roxi, Riley & Lea
Those Jersey Shore Puggles

Kitty+Coco said...

I think I am on some sort of preventative for worms, but I saw nothing about bears. Maybe my human would spring for gummy bears? Sounds plausible. Your tongue aerobics are hilarious!

Kitty and Coco

Ollie said...

Puglet,
I was just over at Sir Henry's web site (the German mogul pug) and I was thinking...

What about establishing a Puglet gummy over here instead of importing Sir Henry's fruit gum boobs (Google translation), or a Puglet and Dutch gummy? Or Puglet & Dutch anything?

Sir Henry's got a bunch of products like Love Me Up Spray Fresh (sounds both clean and dirty at the same time), Sweet Love Shine Shampoo & Tender Love Sensitive Shampoo (this guy gets around- if you know what I mean).

All I'm saying is: if Sir Henry can, so can Viscount Puglet & Princess Dutch (hey- if he can give himself a title, so can you guys)!

Max the Jack Russell, Pearl and Goldey and Autumn and Sabrina said...

Hi Puglet!
Thanks so much for a shoutout! We really appreciated it. It really made our day. Oh, and by the way, our humans went to Great America and they said they saw the pug gummies for 99 cents. Maybe you can get The Man to take your human. ( sorry, no non service dogs allowed.) Then she could get you them. If not, look on Amazon. They have free shipping.

Max, Pearl and Goldey and Autumn and Sabrina

Anonymous said...

Hey Puglet. After seeing the gummy pugs (Mopse) on your website, I totally did some research to find them. The bad news? Not available in the USA. At all. The good news? My human's sister might go to Europe soon. And if she does, she promised to send a whole box so I can share :)

The story behind the pug gummies is that there is a famous chef in Germany, Gerd Kaefer, and he has a famous pug called "Sir Henry". The pug gummies were made by Haribo to look like Sir Henry!! How cool is that?

Anyway, good to know my human's 3 years of German classes come in handy sometimes :P

Oh - and your gummy worms look like yummy worms.

-Annie the pug in Reston, VA

Anonymous said...

Hi Puglet,
Nice tongue action you guys.

We have a plan..we're going to tell mom that because Ellie is wearing Pink Cast #2 she deserves something extra special, even more special then the pig ear.

We're going to tell her that gummies are just the ticket to cheer her up.

Hope it works!

Emmitt & Eli from San Antonio

HAPPY DAY to Pearl, Goldey, Sabrina and Autumn

THE PUGLET said...

Hi Max & birthday fishes Pearl and Goldey and Autumn and Sabrina!

They have pug gummies at Great America, right here in America? Really? Do your humans remember where?

We are so going there if they do. I know The Man will take me and sweet talk someone into helping us (my human sucks at sweet talking, but he's good like that). Must know more!

THE PUGLET said...

Hi Annie!

Glad your human did better in German class than my human did in Spanish. I don't think she would have understood nearly as much :)

I think I need to become america's Sir Henry. Instead of gummies, I could do SPAM! Or bacon! Or...?

THE PUGLET said...

Hi Ollie ~

Uhm, what's a Viscount? Is that some canadian thing?? Dutch is totally a Princess already. I think I'm more like a King or maybe a Lord.

Anonymous said...

Hey Dude.......Tell your human you will totally eat the sour ones but it will take longer and she will DEFINITLEY like the faces you make for Nikon........

Our human almost wet herself when she was feeding them to Bambi.....

Buford T. Justice

Happy Day to Pearl, Goldey, Sabrina and Autumn

Max the Jack Russell, Pearl and Goldey and Autumn and Sabrina said...

Hi Puglet,

Great America is in Santa Clara off Great America Parkway. Ask Google for more specific directions. We are terrible at reading maps. We are still annoyed that there is a no pet policy. We think, why have dog gummies where there are no dogs who can eat the gummies! There in the candy shop in Snoopyland. We mean they say no dogs, or pets but they have a dog as a mascot. Sheesh.

Good luck!

Max, Pearl and Goldey, Autumn and Sabrina

Max the Jack Russell, Pearl and Goldey and Autumn and Sabrina said...

ps. they don't know if they really were the exact ones, because they got them out of a candy tube where you pull a lever and it comes out. good luck though! our humans are going to France later today. they could buy some and share them with you! Oh, by the way, we all our going to be off the computer for two weeks, so save your questions.

Max, Pearl and Goldey and Autumn and Sabrina

Ollie said...

Puglet,
A Viscount is just under an Earl but you're right, King Puglet is the way to go since you're the King of Cuteness. Your logo could be a picture of you wearing a gold crown and Princess Dutch in a diamond tiara.

Maggie the Pug in Dallas said...

Puglet...thanks for showing us how to eat a gummy! I think I've got it...now just to get some in my tummy! My human usually only buys stuff she likes and she said she doesn't like gummies...what can I do to get her to buy me some? Got to try them...want my tongue to do funny things!

laneyandweezy said...

i found an amazon sight that has gummy pugs but its all in german.

Anonymous said...

We might be getting our dog back! Wish us good juju that he'll be able to snuggle up with us again. Willie in Oregon

Priceless said...

lol Ollie and Puglet, that exchange was hilarious! "a lord" lol

A Dutch and Puglet gummy? Priceless!

Anonymous said...

Puglet, when are we going to see video of you doing those crazy tongue maneuvers? it's too much, I can't handle the cute-craziness!

Misiober said...

Happy Day to Pearl, Goldey, Autumn and Sabrina :)

I love you Mr. Flexible Tounge, I cannot wait you'll get a sour one and will become Mr. Flexible Face :) kisses and hugs Puglet - Gosia

Sabrina said...

Puglet! You and Dutch are the cute!!! Beulah and Barney have eaten gummy bears, and sometimes licorice but never gummy worms. I think I would laugh too hard if I tried to give them those