I seriously think my human has completely forgotten about me. Last night I Jimmy'd for like 10 minutes straight ON TOP OF the stupid 1000 Dogs book - and she didn't even notice!
I am kinda sad, but feel SO much better knowing you guys are here. I had no idea other people's humans go away for EIGHT whole hours every day. Mine stares at HAL4 at least that much - which is totally boring - but at least she is here.
I wouldn't mind having a human #2, but no way I'd ever want to share a human with cats, puppies or little humans. And babies? I've seen what those things do to people and I'm not sure I'd want one of them hogging up all the AWwwwws. The food-on-floor part sounds kinda cool though. Any time my human drops something, she cleans it up.
Anyway. Miss Gimpy promised she'd return to earth after something big happens tomorrow, but if she lied I'm totally sending out an SOS. Eddie, BellaT, Noodles + Mochi - please keep your ears open for the phone.