Yes, me again. Puglet is still on lockdown for being a poo eater. There was another incident yesterday and now my human is using me to torture him into submission. I don't think this technique will work, but I will torture Pug if it makes my human happy.
Pug will be quite tortured if I talk about how easy it is to be a supermodel and you tell me how excellent I am at it. Here is my part, you can do yours in the comment section.
Supermodeling is so easy I can do it in my sleep. Even on a hideous green bench in the middle of the sidewalk.
Pug is also quite jealous of my lean neck, which you cannot see in the first picture so here is another. It doesn't look skinny to me, but it's skinnier than Pug's. Perhaps you can mention that in your commenting too.
I hope this silly plan works. I don't like it when my human gets mad and she gets very mad about the poo. If having me torture Pug doesn't work, my human will have to do it and I don't think any of us want that to happen. I heard her say something about:
* a remote control device
* high powered water gun
* a bee hat
And bananas. Just in case Anonymous' comment yesterday was right.