I have no freaking idea what happened to the posts I wrote in Dallas with the stupid Droid app thingy. But I guess my human needs another day or two to catch up on 1k Pug stuff and Nikon just got shipped off to the spa, so I'll fill you in on some of the highlights now.
HIGHLIGHT #1: Texas Bagels
So, my human is a complete dork when it comes to bagels. Yeah, bagels. She says it has something to do with being from the other coast where people know the difference between a bagel and a roll with a hole in it. No idea. But it means she likes to hunt down new bagels hoping to find a "real" one. Totally weird, but sometimes I get to eat the rejects and that's fine by me.
Well, in Texas we went to a place near our hotel called Boopa's Bagels because my human says anyone named Boopa knows the difference between a bagel and a roll with a hole. And I guess she was right because she was waaaaay excited about the 'East Coastness' of Boopa's bagels.
Bagel? What Bagel?
This meant my human also got waaaaaay mad at me when I accidentally ate the Boopa's bagel she left unattended on the back seat when we stopped at the gas station to feed the car. I tried to pretend I didn't know what happened to her bagel, but I totally forgot Rule #1 of food stealing: always dispose of the evidence.
Yup. I got busted with an empty bagel bag.
I knew it was wrong to eat the bagel, but my human was so excited about it, I couldn't help myself. Figured it must be supertasty, right? Wrong. Unless your name is Boopa or you were born on some other coast, a bagel is just a funny shaped piece of bread. Not a hamburger or bacon or something worth getting in trouble for eating.