Rain sucks! It's cold, wet, and it makes you smell bad. Or at least it makes Dutch smell bad. I am always perfectly perfect. Pretty much the only good thing about rain is we only went on a 5 minute walk today because of it so my human says I can have her thumbs for the 25 minutes she didn't lose to a walk.
I had no idea this was an option. Why didn't she tell me this sooner? I mean, walks pretty much suck now because of the poo anyway. And I'd much rather be on here with you than on the end of a stupid leash.
So I'm back. For 25 minutes, anyway. I'm pretty sure they don't have to be the same minutes though. Like, in a row. But I should probably ask. And do some sort of rain dance so the thumbs-minutes keep coming. Just in case.