Wednesday, April 4, 2012
So, we went up to Sacramento again yesterday. Rupert's mom is helping with the Other 999 and Dutch needed some practice being at their house so he doesn't freak out when my human leaves him there next week. I looked for the missing pug signs but didn't see any and I really really hope that means he isn't missing anymore.
Since we don't know for sure, I'm just going to pretend he isn't. Because who could think about bacon when some poor pug is missing? Well, I guess I could. But I'll pretend about that too.
Now. The bacon. I've had this stash of bacon-y goodness for awhile that we've been saving for a 'special occasion'. And by 'we' I mean my human. If you ask me, bacon is for eating - not saving. But I'm not the one with the thumbs.
Anyway. I think the 3 year anniversary of the DP is definitely a special enough time to break into the bacon stash. My human agreed... sort of. She thinks it would be even awesomer to give my bacon stash away instead of breaking into it.
Give away my bacon stash? Without eating it? At first this sounded like a really bad idea, but the more I thought about it, the better it felt. One because I love you guys. And two because my human has been testing out the autofocus on the new Nikon (!!!!!) using me, Dutch + a bag full of marshmallows. Dutch is a really sucky marshmallow catcher so I've already eaten like half of a whole entire bag of them and I'm not sure my belly has room for any bacony goodness.
So. Before I change my mind, I hereby declare it Bacon Week. Starting tomorrow I will give away something from my Bacon stash. Since it's Wednesday and the week is half over, most next week will be Bacon Week too. My human says I have plenty of Bacony goodness to share. I say she better keep the marshmallows coming.