Be on the lookout for this pug (the one on the left!)
Before I get to the bacon, I need to put out an APB for a missing pug in Sacramento. I saw his face on a telephone pole. LOTS of telephone poles.
I saw the poles two weeks ago when we were visiting my friend Rupert and his mom. She was showing us cool places in her neighborhood to play with Nikon when I saw the signs. Then a man in a store came outside and told our humans that they better watch out for us because a pug had just been dog-napped.
I guess some crazy lazy took this pug from his human and when his human tried to stop her, she freaked out. People thought the man was trying to hurt the crazy lady but all he wanted to do was save his pug. I think the man even got arrested or punched or something? Not sure. All I know is the man wasn't able to stop the pug napper, his pug is gone and the whole thing made us all really sad.
I guess it's been more than a week since this happened and hopefully this pug is back with his man now. But just in case he's not and you live near Sacramento, please be on the lookout for an 11 year old pug who misses his man.
Hear that Sacramento Pugnapper? The whole entire internet knows about you now. There is no place to hide. Give Rudy back to his people. Like, NOW.