Hi internet. It's me. Frank. Pug got tired of waiting for his blonde lady to have thumbs and also got in trouble for being mean so today you get me. Frank.
The day is almost over and I don't know what to say. Here is what you missed:
This is us. Tonight on the couch. Happy and asleep. I was the most happy because I got the lap spot.
Pug was so mean I gave him back the stupid lap.
That was not enough to make him happy and I ended up here. Like this. On the floor.
I'm staying with Dutch + Pug for a few days. If Pug gets caught being mean to me again I might be back.
Love me. Frank.