Monday, November 19, 2012
Well, I almost made it here on Friday. I can't remember if my human forgot to click the publish button, fell asleep, had to pee and forgot all about me by the time she was done, or what (probably all of those things). But I'm here now and I guess now is better than never.
Anyway. It's been kind of very sucky around here lately. Dutch can wrap himself in all the pink he wants - I'm cool with that. But this pug doesn't do pink. No matter how good it feels. So remember the other day when I said there are 3 things I wanted to tell you? Well, it's time for Thing #3.
Thing #3 is... kinda weird. But I guess it has the power to make a lot of people feel good and we all know I'm all about that.
My human says one way to make sucky stuff less sucky is to turn the suckiness into something good. I say bacon has the power to make things less sucky too, but she says we have to try Thing #3 first.
Step 1: make a list of everyone you love
Step 2: make another list of everyone you love, but don't get to see or maybe don't even talk to
Step 3: get a bunch of stamps, some stuff to write on and somebody with thumbs to operate the pen
Step 4: write something to everyone on your lists. It doesn't have to be a long something. If you have no idea what to say or not a whole lot of time to say it, just say hi (or get these HELLO cards from Target like we did).
Step 5: put the stamps on the notes and put the notes in a mailbox. Oh, and don't do what my human does and forget to put an address on the envelope. The postal people need to know where your note needs to go.
I know everyone is superbusy getting ready for Turkey Day and Black Day and whatever. My human is so freaking busy trying to get the Other 999's pictures done, we're not even having a turkey day at our house. That's right - no turkey. No pie. No whipped cream. No Day. But we'll totally make time for Thing #3. Because letting the everyones on our list know we're thinking about them is more important than anything --- and if it doesn't make you feel good, you can always eat bacon.