After like 4 hours of non-stop Jimmying, I finally got my human to open the stupidly giant box. I still have no freaking idea what was inside, but at least it's open.
Uhm. Yeah. I don't remember asking for a Giant Black Thing. Dutch is totally afraid of it (of course) so I'm pretty sure it's not for him either. My human was kinda surprised when the dudes showed up with the box, so I'm thinking she didn't buy whatever it is for herself. Or she just doesn't remember buying it. Totally possible.
So I still don't know what the GBT is, who it's for or what it's doing in my house. It hasn't done anything crazy... yet. But the way it just sits there doing nothing is kinda creepy. I guess it could be broken or something but my human doesn't seem too worried. Whatever. I'm totally keeping my eyes on it.
OK. My human is full of snot and kinda grumpy so I need to give the thumbs back like NOW. It's all about the Other 999. Sigh.
PS: Droid helped me take top secret pictures of HAL4's screen so you can feel my pain. Seriously. Do you guys have to be so freaking cute??