Not happy face. |
It's not because I wasn't happy to see my human. Or that I didn't have a totally awesome time hanging out with Frank and his blonde dude. I just think it kinda sucked that Dutch got to spend weeks on the Other Coast eating who knows what when I had to stay home and get humped by Frank.
Ok. So maybe I did a little humping too. And maybe I even liked it a little. And maybe my human did send me (and Frank) an entire package of pre-cooked goodness all the way from New Jersey:
But still. Half a pound of bacon is not enough to make me forget I was abandoned. So I put on my best you-don't-love-me-anymore face and waited for the guilt treats to start flowing. I stared. I waited. Stared some more. Waited. I even threw in an extremely pathetic Jimmy.
Nothing.
I was starting to worry maybe my human really didn't love me anymore. That's when she told me about this:
And this:
And this!
She also told me about all the awesomeness that happened here. How the whole flock came together to help Dutch pay for his $3089.64 new belly.
Um. Yeah. Who feels guilty now?
Me and Dutch and my human have been trying reeallly hard to come up with some extrasuperspecial awesome thing we can do to say
THANK YOU!!!
Again (with bacon on top) for being SO FREAKING AWESOME. And everything else.
That doesn't really say everything I want it to say. Not even a tiny slice of everything. But I think you know what I mean.
Love,
Pug
34 comments:
I missed you Puglet. BTW, did you know Bacon Bacon got a new truck and will soon be parking in a spot near you? Not THAT is something to smile about.
Love Noodles
I would really miss you both if something bad happened.
XOXO,
Meatball and his mom.
Pug, we'd do it again in a heartbeat! That's how special you all are.
Oh, the auction was so much fun. Our human scored some awesome stuff....That's why we stop going to ebay now a days, lol.
We love you !!!
Hi. Can anyone tell me if I can donate to Dutch's belly zipper fund via PayPal? If so, how/where can I do that?
Thanks! And huge Colorado hugs to Dutch and Puglet! :) XOXOXOXO
Your flock loves you. And Dutch too.
Don't ever forget that.
Licks,
Sabrina
Cousin Sophie here: Believe me, you would not have wanted to trade places with Dutch. All he ate was rice and chicken. No carrots. No bacon. No donuts. Nothing good happened on the eat coast, except that he got to sleep on the couch by himself because the couch is small and he takes up all the space.
We missed your smushy face - glad to see you Pug! Very happy Dutch & Thumbs are back home & everyone is safe & sound :)
Ann, Fro, Molly & Cleo
Hi Pug,
Welcome back, we missed you. Mom & I are proud to be a proud member of the flock!
Baah, Baah!
Hugs,
Suki
Okay, okay... I haven't even got past the picture of Frank humping you, Puglet. I'm laughing so hard I"m crying!
Okay, I'm back. Whew.
We are so glad the family unit is one again, and we would do it all over if it happened again.
But please, tell Dutch no more plastic surgery, okay? Oh, and you too.
We love you!
Barbara, Trixie, Minnie and Jeep
We can still send donations to her Paypal address.....If you don't already have it you can contact me via email at laurenn68@gmail.com
SO GLAD WE COULD HELP OUT!!!!!! GREAT JOB TO ALL!!!!!!
HUGS,
Laurie and the Pack O' Pugs, and a Boston and soon to be a Petite Brabancon
Puglet, give Miss Amanda a break and put on your happy face!
Hi Pug!
It's so good to see you!!!! That humping stuff is naughty. I'm a virgin, I shouldn't be reading about that stuff...
The flock had a fun time getting the dollars for Dutch's zipper. My human said she made some new friends too!We'd do it again for you, Amanda & Dutch whatever the reason. WE LOVE YOU GUYS :)
Will check in tomorrow, rumor has it I'm getting a new (well, recycled) brother tomorrow.
Kisses, Kisses,
Mercy
Hi Puglet!!!! We missed your cute face, even if you were getting humped and humping! Glad to see you're all together again.
We love you all!
Meredith & Scarlet
It was our honor. We had a fun time, made new friends, and got warm fuzzies helping our favorites at the DP. We love you 3 & are glad you all are HOME. Love, Megan F. & Lola Pug
Great to see you, Puglet! You really don't look happy =( Your back-fat seems to be in good shape though; I'm glad Frank didn't hump it all off.
Yeah, poor Dutch did not have a good time on the Eat Coast. We're all relieved your family is together again in one piece. That's something to smile about =)
Love always, Bruno & Diesel's mom ♥♥♥
p.s. Diesel got a zipper today too. He ate one of Bruno's toys & it got stuck. He's very sleepy, but feels much better now.
Nothing better than a family reunited:) SO happy you are all home, healing, and loving. You are all so very special to this world. My heart smiles to know how you are being taken care of by the universe of kindness that surrounds you.
Best,
Michele
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! We're so happy you're all together again!!!
♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet
Hi Puglet! We've missed you!
That was a great "pour on the guilt" face, although I'm sure your human laughed a little at seeing it, no?
Glad you're all back together, en famille. Be super sweet to Dutch and keep the updates coming.
And I think I speak for everyone when I say: we don't help for thanks. We help because Amanda, Pug and Dutch are our cyber-family.
Bisous
Beatrix
JuJu and puggle prayers going out to Diesel. Wishing you a speedy recovery from your surgery. And Please .... Don't eat any more plastic toys, silly!
Roxi, Riley & Lea
We know your family is grateful, Puglet. That's why it made us so happy to help. We love you all very, very much. We will always be here for you and anyone else on this site that needs help and support.
Roxi, Riley & Lea
*JERSEY SHORE STRONG
@Jersey Shore Puggles:
Thank you so much for the well-wishes =) Diesel is 100% better today & ate his first meal in four days! xoxox
Bruno & Diesel's mom
So good to see your sweet face Pug, not sure about those attempts at romance ones...but you were missed...so happy you are all back together again!
We love all of you so much Pug!
The bacon looks so good! I wish my parents would go away and let me have some bacon instead!
We have been worrying and missing all three of you bunches ....Horton and Todd
We missed you Puglet and are so happy to have you back!!! We love you so much!
Love,
Pearl, Mac, Trixie and our mom, Sherry
Hi Diesel,
Take it easy as you recover. I'm sending JuJu.
Kisses,Kisses,
Mercy
Hi Puglet, glad your back and super happy Dutch is feeling in the "PINK" again. That zipper he is wearing looks way nasty.
Ellie, Emmitt and Eli the San Antonio pugs
Puglet - we think that profile picture of you makes you looks super skinny. you need more bacon!
@ Mercy:
Diesel says thank you for the good thoughts; we both appreciate it so much. He's doing great today =) xoxox
We missed you, Puglet! Glad you are back. You have to be extra nice to Dutch because he had a traumatic week - your human did, too, so give extra snuggles and share your pre-cooked bacon (BTW HOW WAS IT?!?!).
-Love,
Sid.
P.S. Glad you humped Frank back - that dude deserves some serious payback.
Hey, Puglet Pal,
Let me know if you need some "back up" in the humping Frank department!!
I can give you a little break and tell Frank to give "it" a rest:)
Just Sayin'
Eddie
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