I don't know what it's like where you are, but right here it's freaking hot. Like Africa hot. Ok, so maybe I've never been to Africa. But I heard someone say that in a movie once and it sounded cool. I mean hot.
Of course a trip to the vet always means the scale. Even when you're just along for the ride/air conditioning. The scale said Dutch is too skinny and needs to gain like 5lbs. I'm not skinny and don't get to gain anything. Shocker.
ME: I can't remember the last time I did anything fun.
ME: Oh. Wait. I was at Frank's house. Getting humped.
ME: Maybe I should go live with Frank.
ME: did you hear what I said?
ME: hey, are you even awake??
I swear my human totally fell asleep in the middle of me complaining. How is that possible? Maybe I should move in with Frank. At least I know he loves me.