Friday, May 3, 2013

92.8


I don't know what it's like where you are, but right here it's freaking hot. Like Africa hot. Ok, so maybe I've never been to Africa. But I heard someone say that in a movie once and it sounded cool. I mean hot. 

Whatever.

Yesterday's hot hit the 90s. I tried to get my human to take us to the beach but she is lame and Dutch is still semi-broken so I just sat around the yard panting my head off. The vet said Dutch can go back to being "normal" next week. Dutch? Normal? Right. Dr. Fong is an awesome vet, but he obviously doesn't know Dutch very well.

Of course a trip to the vet always means the scale. Even when you're just along for the ride/air conditioning. The scale said Dutch is too skinny and needs to gain like 5lbs. I'm not skinny and don't get to gain anything. Shocker.

25.6
So yeah. You haven't really missed anything because not a whole lot's been happening:

ME: I can't remember the last time I did anything fun.
HUMAN: (silent)
ME: Oh. Wait. I was at Frank's house. Getting humped.
HUMAN: (silent)
ME: Maybe I should go live with Frank.
ME: Forever.
ME: hello?
ME: did you hear what I said?
ME: hey, are you even awake??

I swear my human totally fell asleep in the middle of me complaining. How is that possible? Maybe I should move in with Frank. At least I know he loves me. 

23 comments:

Those Jersey Shore Puggles said...

Come on now Puglet, human loves you. You know that, don't you????? She sent bacon all the way from NJ to let you know she was thinking about you. Don't give her a hard time. She has been through a lot with Brother Dutch. Be patient Pug. All good things come to those who wait....eventually.

Roxi, Riley & Lea

Molly and Gus said...

You should come hang out with us in Virginia, Puglet. It's sunny but the temperature is only in the low 60's. It's perfect Pug weather!

Noodles said...

Hi Puglet
It was soooooo hot in my neck of the woods. Like almost 10 degrees hotter than your! And I don't really live in the woods, by the way. I am sure your awesome human loves you lots. Maybe if you didn't complain she would give you extra loves. It is kinda like laying on the guilt only less obvious.
Just layin' it out there.
Love Noodles

Minnie and Max Pugs said...

Hey Puglet the Kimpton Hotel on Kearny is dog-friendly and has an air-conditioned lobby. Just sayin'.

Buford T. Justice said...

DUDE!!!!!!

Thumbs TOTALLY loves you but I have Bully Sticks at my house if you want to come hang out with us......Bambi might lose her mind since she has the BIGGEST crush on you but you are ALWAYS welcome.....

Just saying,

Buford T. Justice and the Pack

Butch and Sundance said...

Ohhhhh PUglet, we LOVE you, you can come hang out with us anytime in snowy Wisconsin, which is now turning to freezing rain....BRRRRR...

Foodie Girl said...

Puglet-

If you ever come back to the eat coast NJ is nice today., you can stay with my grandparents.

I go there 2-3 times a week for pug sitting. My yai yai(grandma) takes me for long walks and rubs my belly all day. My pop pop brings me baconators when he comes home from lunch and gets me special bones from the butcher. My mom tells him to stop because I'm getting a bit tubey, but he doesn't listen!!!

~Mookie

Mercy said...

Puglet, I'm guessing your human was so oversome with guilt she couldn't talk. Remember Dutchmuffin can't run yet or he might hurt the zipper and it could bust open and blood and guts and his heart and liver and brains and all that junk could fall out. There might be a bit of undigested bacon from his stomach you could snarf up... Just keeping it real! Hey I think I just wrote the script for Hallo-Dutchie-weenie, Part 1.
Kisses, Kisses,
Mercy

PS The interloper has arrived and he's your clone.... only his name is Vinny. The rescue people said he has to eat a grain free diet so he won't be getting ANY of my treats or any pizza crusts. To bad, Vin-man!!

Maggie and Lucy the Pugs in Dallas said...

LOL...at the scale at the VET..it is so true. Even if you don't go for you, you still have to get weighed. What's up with that? I don't need to see that I am bigger than my new sister Lucy who is brand new and is hardly big enough to see. Yesterday we went for her check-up and she only weighed like 6.6 lbs...uh, didn't even think that was possible! Anyway, you are loved Pug so give your human a break...stuff has been going on...you'll be doing fun stuff soon!

Sammy and Neko said...

I think your human loves you more than anyone could ever imagine.... give her some time to recover. We need her longer, lol

xoxo

Sammy

Suki said...

Hi Pug,

The weather is definitely broken... You have a heat wave & a cold front blew in & it was 38 degrees this morning. Then this weekend, it's suppose to be in the 60's.

Crazy weather!

Hugs,
Suki

PugSlope.com said...

Dude, sometimes it seems like planet Earth was not designed for us pugs. It's either way too hot (where you are) or way too cold (where I am). Plus only humans can buy bacon. We need to figure out a way to hitch a ride to the International Space Station. I hear everything is WEIGHTLESS there, so NO MORE SCALES! Can I get an 'amen'?

-Love,
Sid.

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Amen Sid!

XOXO & Bacon
Meredith & Scarlet

Anne said...

It's been snowing in Minnesota this week! I think mother nature needs to quit drinking!

Oscar the Pug and Margie said...

Amen to that brother Pug! I weigh 25 pounds! Puglet...talk about hot...it was 96 degrees where I live in Camarillo, CA yesterday! We have fires all around our area and the air is smoky so I can only out for very brief moments to pee and poop.

ARho70 said...

You are such a smart, cute intelligent PUG!! I look forward to your posts everyday!
PS- Your human loves you to the moon & back...how could she not?!?!?!
Hope you all are well & back to normal SOON! Love from St. Louis!

Anonymous said...

Piglet your human loves you I promise. Sometimes other stuff overwhelmes humans. My pug babies are in for a hard time over the next few weeks cuz their Daddy is having open heart surgery and their Mommy (me) is going back and forth between the hospital and home and hoping they won't have separation anxiety! Life is good Pug, it can always be worse!
Please send prayers to Snort and Glory's Daddy this week, we need them!
Love,
Elizabeth, Snort(aka Ringo), and Glory

Anonymous said...

Piglet your human loves you I promise. Sometimes other stuff overwhelmes humans. My pug babies are in for a hard time over the next few weeks cuz their Daddy is having open heart surgery and their Mommy (me) is going back and forth between the hospital and home and hoping they won't have separation anxiety! Life is good Pug, it can always be worse!
Please send prayers to Snort and Glory's Daddy this week, we need them!
Love,
Elizabeth, Snort(aka Ringo), and Glory

Anonymous said...

Puglet,
You know it's freakin hot here in Seattle too! There isn't even ONE cloud in the sky, can you believe it?
We're panting and laying on the bathroom floor!
Love,
Pearl, Mac,and Trixie and our Mom, who is NOT laying on the bathroom floor!

Bunk said...

I wish it was hot like Africa here! In Tennessee, we're still experiencing some chilly days.

Bruno and Diesel's mom said...

@Elizabeth:
We'll be keeping Snort & Glory's daddy in our prayers this week. Best wishes to all of you!

Hey Puglet, it's cooled down where you live. Hope you're more comfortable now & having some fun =)
Love always, Bruno & Diesel's mom ♥♥♥

Mercy's mom said...

To Snort & Glory,
Prayers and juju on the way for your daddy. Please keep us informed.
Mercy & Mercy's Mom

Mercy said...

How is Diesel doing???
Kisses, Kisses,
Mercy