Thursday, May 30, 2013

BEES + FLIES


Before I tell you why I'm covered in flies, my human says I have to apologize to all the humans out there for yesterday's "icky" meat picture. I don't know what's so bad about meat. Meat is beautiful! But I'm not the one with the thumbs so I'm sorry if any of the other thumbs out there think bloody meat is icky.

There. I said it.

Now about the flies.

They were supposed to be a reenactment of a bee attack. Don't ask me. It was my human's idea. The real attack happened when Dutch peed too close to a bee hive. Not on it or anything, just close enough to reeeeallly pee-off the bees. So they attacked him. And when my human tried to save Dutch from the bees, they attacked her too. I didn't get attacked at all because bees know better than to mess with me.

It was pretty funny to watch my human run around whacking herself in the butt. But by the time it was all over, Dutch was so covered in bee bites he couldn't tell which foot to limp on. My human thought we should warn everybody how dangerous it is to pee near bees, but was too busy getting attacked to take any pictures. That's where the whole reenactment thing came from.

I've never been covered in flies before but it didn't seem like a big deal. I figured there might be a cookie at at the end of it too. So I agreed to let flies land all over me so my human could take today's picture. She promised I wouldn't get bitten. She promised I wouldn't get hurt.

She was wrong.

I'll tell you about that tomorrow.

19 comments:

Becky Vandenberg said...

Poooooor ol' Dutch! :( Sorry for your human too. At least it wasn't bites on the nose...that'd ruin being able to smell all the yummy smells for a while! ☺♥ Ginger Pug

Morty the Pug said...

Flies are never good Puglet! Especially when they're on you!

Hope you're OK.

Butch and Sundance said...

oh Noooooo Puglet! I hope you didn't get hurt bad :( By the way, we loooooove these posts, you always make our human laugh and snort and laugh again!!

Mercy said...

Pug, You are hysterical! How did thumbs get the flies to land on you? Did she pour sugarwater on you or something?

How is my Dutchmuffin doing? Tell him if I was there I would lick all his little toes and pawpads.

Kisses, Kisses,
Mercy

Vinny said...

Dude,
A cookie at the end? You were "acting". Don't you belong to the actor's guild? You should be getting BIG money for the acting gig. Enough to buy a Baconator or even the combo meal. Cookie...my ass...

Pug Power,
Vinny

Barbara said...

Poor Dutch! You just can't pee anywhere anymore! I hope he's okay! Did your mom and Dutch have to take Benedryl? Did you rub steak on your butt to attract all those flies?

I know, I ask too many questions.

Maggie and Lucy the Pugs in Dallas said...

WOW...what a story! Bees attacking AND covered in flies! Not sure of either one of those but I do know I can't wait to hear what happened and tomorrow won't come soon enough!!

Meredith LeBlanc said...

We agree with Vinny. Posing with lots of flies AND getting hurt? Baconator for sure. STAT.

♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet

Ollie said...

I hate bees! On the other hand, I enjoy eating house flies and for some reason, fruit flies make me really, really nervous.

Anonymous said...

Pictures please.

stellaroselong said...

this week one of our bloggy friends died after he was stung 60 times...bees can be dangerous.
stella rose

Patty said...

Hi Pug and family... sorry to hear about the "bee" news. Hope everyone is alright and starting to feel better. I was also wondering like everyone else, how you got all those flies on your butt??

Hugs from NJ.

Patty

Harry the pug from Oz said...

Bees are not nice, hope Dutchy is better and your human! Here in oz flies are a way of life plus ants plus snakes etc etc!

Anonymous said...

My guess is that Puglet happily rolled in cow pudding to attract the flies. :) Hugs from Colorado

Anonymous said...

GAA! A bee attack on Dutch and your human? That's terrible. Bees are mean, Mac got stung once and he was major annoyed, plus it really hurt.

The fly thing calls for serious Bacon. Dutch should get something too for suffering the bee attack, and your human should get something good too for suffering the bee attack!

We HATE Bees!!!

love,
Pearl, Mac, Trixie and our human
Sherry

Paula from DE said...

Pug you were totally right! "people want to see meat"!
Hope the bees or flies didn't hurt you all.

Anonymous said...

Did you have some of that cow pudding on your butt to get all those flies on there? Oh man, glad those bees know better than to attack you, but wish they would have left thumbs and and Dutch alone too. Can't wait to hear more!
Megan with
Madgie, Rosie, Emmett, Jake and Dalia

Those Jersey Shore Puggles said...

Hey .... flies can be as bad as bees IF THOSE flies are "green heads" like the ones at the Jersey Shore so you be careful around flies too! And use white vinegar on the site of a bee sting.

Roxi, Riley & Lea

Sammy and Neko said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwww. Bees and Flies are worse than good looking meat.
Hope everyone's all ok there..

xoxo