Thursday, May 30, 2013
Before I tell you why I'm covered in flies, my human says I have to apologize to all the humans out there for yesterday's "icky" meat picture. I don't know what's so bad about meat. Meat is beautiful! But I'm not the one with the thumbs so I'm sorry if any of the other thumbs out there think bloody meat is icky.
There. I said it.
Now about the flies.
They were supposed to be a reenactment of a bee attack. Don't ask me. It was my human's idea. The real attack happened when Dutch peed too close to a bee hive. Not on it or anything, just close enough to reeeeallly pee-off the bees. So they attacked him. And when my human tried to save Dutch from the bees, they attacked her too. I didn't get attacked at all because bees know better than to mess with me.
It was pretty funny to watch my human run around whacking herself in the butt. But by the time it was all over, Dutch was so covered in bee bites he couldn't tell which foot to limp on. My human thought we should warn everybody how dangerous it is to pee near bees, but was too busy getting attacked to take any pictures. That's where the whole reenactment thing came from.
I've never been covered in flies before but it didn't seem like a big deal. I figured there might be a cookie at at the end of it too. So I agreed to let flies land all over me so my human could take today's picture. She promised I wouldn't get bitten. She promised I wouldn't get hurt.
She was wrong.
I'll tell you about that tomorrow.