UNLUCKY 13

So... I'm not exactly sure how long it's been, but  it feels like practically forever. Maybe longer. Part of the problem was my human. The other part of the problem was also my human. And HAL. And stuff. More on all that later. Let's just say the world would be a waaaay better place if dogs had thumbs and people had paws, but whatever.

Right now I'm just happy to be back.

If anyone's still out there, we definitely have some catching up to do. But before we start a completely awesome, happy and healthy new year, I want to officially say adios to THE worst year ever made. So freaking bad it made the cover of a magazine.

ME: uhm, looks like 2013 wasn't a good year for anyone.
HUMAN: 8 1/2 things going right sounds pretty good to me.
ME: true.
HUMAN: yep.

So goodbye unlucky '13, hello happy '14!!! For you. For me. For everybody. Seriously. I can already tell this year is going to be awesome. Like a big bowl of bacon with bacon on top.

Hmmmmm. Sounds good to me.

My human says it's going to take a few more days to get life plugged back in so I won't be back-back until Monday. Hope to see you then!


PS: Dutch says "ditto" to everything I said. Whatever that means. Weirdo.