Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Sorry for spending two whole days talking about how much I weigh. Since my human has been out of commission, I haven't had many adventures. And when you're not adventuring, really the only thing left to do is eat. Right?
I did go on one adventure when I was at the HOM though. The Man took me on one of my human's favorite hikes. It's long and goes to the top of a mountain and The Man said both of those things would keep me from getting too fat. On the way to the top, he took a video of me that made my human laugh.
Before I tell you the story behind the video, my human says I have to warn any human video watchers that it's kinda gross. Like, blood and guts kind of gross. But if you can get over the grossness, I guess it's kinda funny.
OK. So, back at Christmas my human got a book called Inside of a Dog and part of it talks about how dogs might be related to wolves, but we are soooooo far from being wolves it's not even funny. Because I guess when humans started breeding for things like smushed snouts and spots, a lot of the wolf-ness got left behind or something. So, from the way we look to the way we act to the things we eat - today's dog is not very wolfy.
Here I am being not very wolfy:
And I guess a video of me barking at a pile of wild meat is kinda funny because it if I had any wolfness left in me, the last thing I would do to a pile of fresh meat is stand there and bark at it.