Phew! Thanks for all the alibi ideas. And for mentioning that a poostashe could give away my poo stash. I totally never thought of that. From now on I'll be sure to lick off all evidence before coming inside.
I'm pretty sure if I take your advice and don't get caught with poo on my face, Miss Gimpy Brain will forget all about my 2am "pee trips" in a few days. I'm so glad I have you guys to help me out with this stuff! Dutch is such a goody-goodie, he never has any good ideas.
Anyway. I was so freaked about needing an alibi, I totally forgot to talk about snowmageddon. From what you all said, it doesn't sound like I really want snow. For more than a few minutes of playing/yellow snow making, anyway.
Even though we have no snow, the weather here has been super crazy lately. This is what it was like on Sunday:
It was 81 degrees outside and my human had to turn on the A/C to keep me from melting. I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen in the middle of winter. At least not in San Francisco.