My human is almost back to being human and she's promised to take me on a special adventure to celebrate. She's not 100% human enough to keep up with me on really big adventures, but she said we're going "to a place where most dogs never set paw".
And, uhm, that's all I know.
Except that it will happen this weekend. And there will be rules. Special rules.
Rule #1: I have to sit in a bag.
No idea. But I've been practicing. It's not all that much fun, but it's not hard or anything. And I get cookies for doing it.
Rule #2: I have to be quiet.
No biggie. I bark at animals on TV, when the mail comes, and at the garbage truck on Wednesday mornings - but other than that I'm mostly quiet.
Rule #3: I can't touch, lick, or eat anything.
I'm OK with not touching, but not eating or licking? Seriously? That could be tough. I mean, what if someone offers me a snack? Or wants a kiss?
I asked Dutch if he's ever had to follow these special rules, but he said no (and is also waaay too big to sit in a bag). I'm dying to know where we're going, but my human won't give me any more clues.
Have you ever had rules like this? Any clue where we might be going??
PS: If you haven't told us your Special Day (and have no idea what I'm talking about) read yesterday's post :)