I have NO idea why we don't watch food on TV more often.
The only bad thing about watching food all day is it makes you kinda hungry. Really hungry. I mentioned this to The Man when he called to see if my human was OK and you know what he did? This:
Uh huh. He brought us a Golden Chicken. A real, live Golden Chicken. We had to share it with him, but I love The Man even more than chicken so I was OK with that.
Dutch went so CRAZY over the chicken, he went into the garbage looking for more. My human made The Man put "the stinky carcass full of death bones" in the outside garbage, so all Dutch found was a piece of chicken-scented cardboard.
Good news is, the human-vet just called and the blood they sucked out of my human didn't have Lyme disease in it. Now she can stop taking the pills she's convinced have been making her sick (not making her better) AND I won't get in trouble for bringing ticks home.
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IT'S A SPECIAL DAY IN MARYLAND
Happy Gotcha Day Gunnie the fabulous! There's some chicken in our fridge and I'll be eating some for you today :)