Monday, May 16, 2011

THE TRUTH, WHOLE TRUTH & NOTHING BUT

Hello everybody, Dutch here. I think you all know by now that Pug doesn't always tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. He didn't about camping. Or being brave. Or grocery stores. And most recently, about fights over my favorite toys.

Unlike Pug, I do tell the truth. And I want you all to know that when a certain someone told you about always winning The Battle of Henrietta, that certain someone conveniently failed to mention I also have a #2 favorite toy... and what happens when he tries to steal it.

Meet favorite toy #2: the Molecule Ball. This is what happens when Pug tries to steal it from me. I think the picture speaks for itself.


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SPECIAL DAY
Happy Whelp Day to Lily Pai in San Diego, CA :)

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ummm...point made.
Molecule ball+short pug snout= not winning
Kris in Oklahoma

Anonymous said...

Dutch, the Puglet's pic is exactly like our human mom playing volleyball. She laughed first, till our human dad posted on his facebook. There weren't any love left in the house for a while.. wonder if Puglet will ignore you for few days??
And... remember Karma? It might happen to ya.
Still think you are the most handsome big boy, Dutch !

Lovies
Sammy

Payton said...

Ouch! I even think I see some grass flying off after the hit. Did Pug need an ice pack after that? Thanks for keeping it real Dutch. Now I know to stay clear of molecule balls.
Happy Birthday to Lily!
Love,
Payton

Anonymous said...

dang, gimpy fingers of my human, happy b-day to Lily Pai~

Sammy

Barbara said...

Man, Puglet has spit all around! Woo, what a shot! You look particularly menacing in the first shot, Dutch!!

Bellatrix- I'm a pug! said...

Very manyly Dutch....you made my crush a little stronger.

pillitasgarden said...

Dutch should post more often. We love hearing the truth.

Anonymous said...

Many thanks for the Birthday Wishes puglet! I'm happy to say I am 15 years old today, and my dear friend the lady vet says I'm going strong thanks to premium food & a good home. I say it's thanks to premium treats myself!
xoxoxo, the curly girl in San Diego, Lily Pai

fatpug said...

aww love pug's pic!!

- chomper

Lola said...

Happy birthday to Lily P! I'll ask for a little extra DIET kibble tonight in your honor.
Thanks for visiting the Daily P today, Bro D! We miss you here.
Did you guys check out the B2B yesterday? Thought about you while we watched it on TV.
Lafayette Lola

Anonymous said...

Hi Dutch,
Looks like that molecule toy bonked Puglet on the chest. He can't play with that toy, its bigger then his head.

Eli in San Antonio, Ellie and Emmitt are outside chasing bees..silly pugs!

Happy B Day Lily Pai

Minnie and Mack said...

whooaaaa, what a shot! Maybe you'd better take it easy, P. At work where Mack and I go, is a dalmatian, Ollie. He HATES Mack and tries to eat him every so often. They even took Ollie to a doggie psychologist and she said she is surprised Ollie hasn't killed Mack! Needless to say, there are lots of baby gates and closed doors and communication so we don't ever get to meet again, which is fine my me! So watch out for those Dalmatians!

Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack

Maggie the Pug in Dallas said...

Hey Dutch! Like hearing from you too so thanks for letting us know what goes on. Puglet is cute but need to keep him honest!

Looks like Puglet is trying to dance with Molecule Ball!

Minnie Moo said...

Wowsers. Dutch you might be a secret boxer. Like get you into a ring or something...

Muah,

Minnie Moo

Ollie said...

Hey, you stopped that thing using your powerful chest muscles (but it's still really funny).
Happy 15th Lily Pai, may you enjoy many more years of cookies & treats!
P.S. Even though Minnie and Mack know a crazy Ollie, I would just like to state for the record that most Ollies out there are mild mannered and don't require visits to the doggie psychologist for anti-social behaviour. Though I do know an Ollie the cat that could use a little valium...

Ernest Merriweather Picklebottom III said...

Hahaha! Thanks for keeping it real, Dutch.
Happy B-Day Lily P!

Your feline friend,
Ernest Merriweather Picklebottom III aka
Ernest MP3

Anonymous said...

Everyone
Zoe rattle snake bite update. Our best-est friend Zoe got mega fantastic news today from the vet emergency place. The vet people said her mom and dad got her the anti venom so fast that the disgusting bad a** snake wouldn't hurt our gal pal. Little Zoe is not her usual *in your face feed me* self but she is getting better every day.

Thanks to everyone for the good JuJu..Zoe's mom is eternally grateful.... so are we cause Zoe is one chick to sniff butt with !!!

Emmitt & Eli and of cource Ellie..the San Antonio Pug Pack.. and Lucy the house cat, she knows Zoe too.

Bellatrix- I'm a pug! said...

WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!! Thanks for the Zoe update. I am glad that she's on the road to a quick recovery. Send her our pug love

Anonymous said...

Me too are happy to hear about Zoe doing better. Pug hugs.

Sammy~

Misiober said...

Happy Whelp Day to Lily Pai :)

Dutch is Puglet ok after this hmm play?? Pugs have their own pug-reality. They don't lie but see world differently from their cosmic PUGspective :)Is so nice to read you Dutch so please come over more ofen :) hugs :)

Anonymous said...

Dutch, thank's for hitting puglet up with a reality check. I like the way Misiober put it, "puglet has his on PUGspective on things. LOVE IT! Human Mom says you're way cool and it's nice to see you come out once in a while from behing pugliets big head shadow.

Anonymous said...

"Awoooooo and Ahooooo" and many more howls of joy, Zoe. We're so glad to you're on the road to full pugcovery. Stay strong. We'll continue to send good, warm ju-ju your way.

Roxi, Riley and Lea
(The Jersey Shore Puggles)

Anonymous said...

hilarious shot lol