Dutch was starting to get a big head from all the nice things you all were saying about him so I'm back to tell you about his Big 8 beach party celebration.
But first there's one big and very secret thing you need to know about Dutch's Big 8 beach party: it wasn't really a party for Dutch. It was a pugfest that just so happened to be the same weekend as his big day so he thought everyone was there to celebrate him. I don't want to make Dutch sad, so we're just going to pretend they were.
So, uhm, Dutch's Big 8 Beach Party was huge fun. It happens every year (just like Dutch's birthday) at a place called Dillon Beach waaaaay up the coast. It was warm and sunny and there were tons of pugs and even more of pug-loving people.
There wasn't a ton of food at the beach party, but there were BBQs happening nearby so it smelled really good. There weren't any pit pulls at the party because Dillon Beach does not let them in.
Very weird and not so cool. I mean, we have Pit Bull friends. What if we really were having a party for Dutch? Would our friends not get to come? My human told the guy at the gate that I'm part pit bull to see if the sign is maybe a joke or something but he just laughed.
Anyway. Even though there weren't any pit bulls, there were lots of ridiculously cute pugs. PugPROS rescue was there and brought a whole pack of adoptables to help, uh, celebrate Dutch's big day.
All the adoptable dogs were really really nice. I only know them by smell, so we'll call these girl pugs Red Harness and Purple Harness. They snuggled up on my human's lap and she took their pictures and fed them my Booty and I didn't even care - that's how nice they were.
I was too busy with the Harness Girls to get to know everyone, but I'm guessing they're all just as awesome. My human says your head might explode if you look at these little guys for too long. Whatever.