So I broke into HAL4 last night to look for more Top Secret Stuff clues. I found a bunch of pictures from the weekend, but still have no idea what it's all about.
Like this dude in the mask. We met him in the mural alley when my human was taking TSS pictures and video of Dutch and Frank. He was painting a new picture and was totally cool about letting us invade the space he was working on. My human was superexcited about that.
Masked Dude kinda freaked me out at first because he sounded like a giant human pug. And I mean Freaked. Me. Out. But once I figured out the pug noises were coming from the mask thing, I was cool with it. I even did some supermodeling for Nikon while he painted.
Yeah. About that...
I want everyone to please remind my human (again) how awesome I am at this modeling thing. I mean, do you see Dutch or Frank posing with a scary masked dude? No. Frank tried to eat him and Dutch was too busy pretending to be a model to actually be one.
While Dutch was off posing like some sort of poser-model, I was supermodeling my butt off. I almost got eaten alive by a killer bee, but I didn't break my concentration. Because that's what separates the supermodels from the superposers.
You won't see Dutch staring down a bee *and* posing at the same time. Nope. And you definitely won't see him Jimmying on some cold, hard curb thing that's skinnier than he is.
I guess my part could still be coming. Because if I am the star of the TSS, I probably shouldn't be spending most of the time at home or stuck in the back of Mazda.