Thanks to the Rancid Bacon Grease incident, I'm not allowed to spend my supermodeling money on bacon. And thanks to 1000 Pugs, my human does nothing but stare at HAL4 all day so the chances of us going shopping anytime soon are like ZERO. Less than zero even, if there is such a thing.
I don't think I should have to suffer because Dutch ate dead bacon, so I suggested we do some online shopping. I mean, if my human's going to stare at HAL4, she might as well buy me eatables while she's doing it. And my girl Bellatrix gets stuff from the UPS dude all the time, so why shouldn't I?
Believe it or not, my human actually thought this was a good idea. I didn't even have to ask twice or look pathetic to get her to say yes. SCORE!
My human isn't a huge online shopper, so I asked Google where we should spend my money. Google suggested a place called MrChewy.com and said we could even have free shipping if I spent half my money. I'm only allowed to spend half of it anyway (something about saving) and don't want to waste a cent on the UPS man, so Mr Chewy & his free shipping sounded good to me.
If you've never been on a shopping spree, all I can say is shopping sprees are FUN! Well, sorta fun. It really won't be fun until the eatables get here, but looking at them and thinking about them was pretty cool. Mr Chewy even had some things I've never eaten, which my human didn't think was possible.
I won't ruin the UPS surprise by telling you everything I bought, but I will say I bought one or two extra things so we can Randomize when the box comes. Sharing is caring, right?