HI! I think you already know I'm Gracie but if you don't know me, that's who I am. I usually live at Pug Mecca but my blonde lady went away so I'm at Casa Pug until she comes back.
The Pug's blonde lady said I could be here today and he couldn't do anything about it because I'm a girl and I have cancer and everyone knows you have to be nice to girls and extremely nice to girls who have cancer. I think it's a law.
I don't know what The Pug told you about me but anything not nice is not true. I am perfect. I like to snuggle and give kisses. I LOVE to eat food and kill stuffies. Sometimes I LOVE food and stuffies I get a little crazy. The Spotted One is afraid of me and Pug will probably say I tried to rip his face off. The blonde ladies think the cancer medicine is what makes me crazy so I just let them think that.
Did I say I like food? LOVE food. That's me about to hoover down a flying Zuke's salmon snack. SOOOOO tasty! The Pug says the pink on my sweater is also "salmon" but The Spotted One says he's just saying that because it's his sweater and he makes fun of boys who like pink. Boys are weird.
I also love the beach. Not as much as food but I still love it. The ocean makes bubbles that are fun to chase and the waves spit seafood onto the sand. The beach was full of crabs the day we went and I ate one or two or five. The pincher parts are the best - just make sure the crab is dead first or it can be scary.
The blonde ladies are all worried about me being sick but nobody has to worry about me, I'm Gracie! Besides, girls with cancer get to snark at boys and blame the drugs, hog 99% of the bed and 100% of the covers and eat dead crabs on the beach without getting yelled at. This cancer stuff isn't so bad if you ask me. I think The Pug is jealous!!