So, last year The Man brought us a little box of little cakes to celebrate my human's special day. One of the cakes even had bacon in it, just for me. I was kinda hoping that would happen again this year, but I haven't seen The Man in like forever so I didn't think it would happen... until Dutch pointed out that other people can buy cakes too.
Uhm, since when is Dutch so smart??
Anyway. I asked my human if she could please get me a little cake so I could celebrate her big day. I really wanted another bacon one, but told her any flavor would be OK. She didn't say yes, but she didn't exactly say no either. When I woke up this morning, there was a cake waiting for me.
Well, sort of. Because yesterday was Love Day or whatever and I guess people want to eat red things on Love Day, there weren't any bacon cakes at the store. And because my human is clueless about cakes, she didn't know that Red Velvet cakes are made of chocolate. Even though Red Velvet is red and chocolate is brown.
Yeah, I know. Kinda confused me too. And since chocolate is bad for dogs, my human said I could only eat the white part of my cake. Uhm, hello! 99% of my cake was red. What kind of celebration would that be??