Wednesday, March 21, 2012

YES, THAT IS POO ON MY CHIN

And eyebrow. And yes I completely ignored my human when she screamed her head off at me to stop eating the poo I found on our walk this morning. And now I am in trouble. Again. 

Yeah. I know. 

What's extrasupersucky is I had a long talk with my human last night about how the other 999 pugs and stress and her gimpy brain and sickness and other stupid stuff is seriously messing with my Daily Puglet. She agreed it is totally unacceptable and promised to get her you-know-what together ASAP so I can regain control of the thumbs. But after this morning's poo-incident, all I got was the stink-eye.


I really, really miss you guys and my human does too. Not sure about Dutch because he's still pretty much ignoring us for going to Texas without him. I've tried being extra nice to him and everything, but no go. My human is threatening to leave my "poo-eating ass" at home and take Dutch to Florida & Atlanta instead. Dutch liked the sound of this but I don't!


25 comments:

Tamara Watson said...

Puglet, you can come chill with Rupert and I if you get axed from the next trip. :)

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Two words: pooaholics anonymous

xoxoxo
Meredith & Scarlet

Anonymous said...

Oh my!!!! I didn't know you could get eyebrow deep in the poo. That puts a whole new twist on the sneezing in your humans face when she was sick. Lol You really gotta repent man. Repent, Google it.
Paula from DE

Suki said...

Hi Pug,

Cute picture, even with the Poo. I think you need to make a guest appearance on Mike Rowe's show, "Dirty Jobs" He finds all sorts of poo, from cows,ostrich, camels to pigs and everything in between. Shh, just don't tell your human.

Not to fret, Dutch will come around.

Hugs,
Suki

Pepper the Pugalier said...

Uh oh, Puglet. Was it because you didn't get your bacon yesterday??? Hopefully you're out of the *ahem* doghouse soon. ;)

PS - Mommy thinks you look super-sad in that picture and wishes she could give you a snuggle.

Caitlin Williams, MFA, CPC said...

Puglet, the first step is admitting that you are powerless. And you are powerless over heaps of tasty poo (apparently). I agree with the "pooaholics anonymous" suggestion....
Compassionately,
Caitlin & the twin (non-poo-eating) tabbies, Abby & Audrey in Portland, OR

Anonymous said...

Pug, please stop!! For the sake of your followers. I understand cow pies, but how on earth can you like other pooh?

Spencer Woo said...

Oh Pug. My person feels for your person. A lot. But look on the bright side, when dogs meet you they can sniff your front end AND your hind end! My pugmom says to tell your pugmom to bring missiles to lob at you when... ... if you ever get to go on walkies again. My person has xmas tree lights that the skwerls chewed off to throw at us when we are causing ruckuses in the yard (keeps them in a tin Bonanza cup by the door) and throws small rocks (often kept in her pocket), sticks and whatever else she can grab when we're not in the yard. Rotsaruck to you and your Pugmom. Pug, try and be a good boy, Bellatrix might just get sent to stay with you.

~Spencie Woo

Barbara said...

Well, with your mom being so busy, what does she expect you to do? You gotta feed yourself!

Anonymous said...

how 'bout the SF photo gallery???

Sammy and Neko said...

How big was the poo??

Anonymous said...

ahh Puglet---I don't know whether to feel sorry for you or your human!! we know at our house when there is stress, people get sick, pugs have bad behavior. There is so much fun and adventure heading your way- I hope your human brings you places and let's you write DP. I wonder if it's like a kid at Halloween -don't try to hide the candy (poo) just let them eat it until it's gone or they get sick over. done with. gone. whaddaya think? Ask your human to focus on 1k pugs and ignore the poo eating. and enjoy the beach and walkies with you and Dutch. do you think she would go for that. Maybe you will stop on your own---even without xmas lights or rocks being thrown at you!!! Also don't kiss her with your poo mouth/chin, wash your face first!!! luv ya xoxo Bagel, Sammy, Mimi and Rocco in Upstate,NY

Anonymous said...

OMG......Puglet you're coming to Florida! ?!?!? I thought you couldn't come!!!! I'm sooooo happy.

Now stop eating poo!

Trunks
South Florida

Eddie the Pug said...

Could the anonymous person who has asked about the sf photo gallery at least twice, that I remember, pls Leave It?
I am feeling protective about the lovely person and her Pug who are ginormously busy with the 1K Pugs project and are doing the best they can!
Just saying,
Eddie the Pug

moPSY+MISIOber said...

ewww said our mom, but she loves you even with some poo on chin and eyebrow (???) and you look like your Human was yelling at you and taking this pic at the same time, super cute :) pughugs PT

Andrea said...

Puglet, that is not even the grossest thing I have seen today. My mom's foster puppies like fresh poo straight from the source. Tell your human it could be worse.

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Anonymous said...

Puglet,
One question... how big was that lump of poo that you got it on your eyebrow?

You are in deep doo doo, pardon the pun!
Ellie, Emmitt and Eli

Maggie the Pug in Dallas said...

Love it Puglet...have to stick with ya on the poo! I eat it when I see it no matter who's it is, if I can get away with it so I totally understand...and also hear ya on your human getting mad, uh, mine does too and I just don't get that!!!

kate said...

Perhaps is she gave you the much talked about bacon, you would not have been so quick to jump into the poo...

Emelina said...

Hahahaha! Oh, Puglet! You are too hilarious!! Why is POO so tasty? I have never tried it. Just sniffed it. What does it taste like? Is it as good as socks? :)

~Massimo

Those Jersey Shore Puggles said...

Oh Puglet, you must be on the same diet that we're on; it's the seefood diet - you see food and you eat it and really poo is just recycled food.
Roxi, Riley & Lea

Payton said...

Hi Pug,
My Gampy is so worried that you are going to be in such trouble that you won't be able to come to Milwaukee and that will just break his heart. Please lay off the poo...remember girls don't like stinky breath. Well, maybe except for Gracie the Agility pug since she's a poo-aholic too! Hehee!
Love,
Payton

Holdin27 said...

OMG Puglet, so nastay. You're never going to attract the lady pugs like that...