Since my human survived Fred (liver #2) I suggested we eat liver once a week. Y'know, because liver is a superfood. Well. I have no freaking idea how I did it but she agreed to Liver Mondays. Dutch can't eat liver any day of the week so last night I helped my human finish liver #3. I named her Lucy.
Yummmmm.
As yummo as livers are, I'm 100% sure if they don't make my human do backflips or something, Liver Mondays aren't going to last very long. So I've started thinking about Plan B. Google came back at me with this list of the 11 healthiest foods in the world:
Fish
Kelp
Mushrooms
Coconut
Watercress
Berries
Wild Rice
Wild Game
Maple Syrup
Honey
Nuts
Ugh. Whoever came up with that list obviously wasn't thinking about me when they made it. They also have no idea how to make my freak of a human healthier because she already eats most of that stuff. No joke. Right now the only things on that list *not* already in our house are watercress and wild game.
I have no idea what watercress is, but it didn't make my human Ewwww so I'm guessing it's some kind of vegetable. Google filled me in on the Wild Game.... turns out it's some sort of code for MEAT! I figured my human wouldn't have a clue about secret meat codes and tried to trick her into agreeing to another super-meat night.
ME: can we have game night?
HUMAN: you mean like monopoly?
ME: uhhhh, sure. Or maybe buffalo?
HUMAN: buffalo?
She didn't exactly say yes to Wild Game, but she did say yes to monopoly. Not sure if that's a good thing. Or not.
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Hey Puglet
Don't forget broccoli. And ginseng.
Bisous
Beatrix!
First...you named liver #3 after my new sister Lucy!! Love it! Not sure I will tell her tho. Game night? Hmmmmmm, might just stick with Liver Mondays.
Hahahahahahah! Pug, I hope you get boardwalk! They have great fries and ice cream there!
Liver = EW
Watercress is good though!
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Meredith & Scarlet
We love liver. Our human boils it and it's dee licious. The doctor told mom it's very healthy for doggies.
Mocha Barney, Ashley Pumpernickel and Winniechurchill
I don't know about wild game, Pug. One time a wild turkey chased me and I'm pretty sure he was going to eat me, so I called a truce on eating anything that could eat me back. Berries are very delicious.
Your Friend - Chubby T. Pug
Hey Puglet - our Mom bakes liver in the oven at 400 degrees until it is dry like shoe leather and whole house smells fantastic! Then she cuts it into small pieces and makes us do things like sit and shake her paw or lie down. We don't know why she finds these things so amusing. She even makes other people watch while we do what she asks. She thinks its real special, so we do it just so we can eat the pieces of liver! Geez .... a dogs gotta do what a dogs gotta do for LIVER!!
Roxi, Riley & Lea
PS - Let's all send prayers and major Ju-ju to tornado ravaged Oklahoma, OK guys?
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