|ME AND MY INSIDES|
Hello everybody! It's that day again and I'm so happy to be back.
Not very much has happened since last time. I've been sleeping on the couch so Pug and his snoring won't get lonely. My back or legs (?) got hurt swimming last weekend but now I'm fine. Oh! And we got a fish. I'd tell you more about that, but Pug would get so mad.
See? Haven't missed much.
Right now it's icky and foggy, but that's ok because I've got sunshine inside me. Pug says he's seen pictures of my insides and there's no sun in there, but he doesn't know. Hello! Vet pictures only show guts and things. We are all so much more than our guts.
If you could take a *real* picture of me from the inside, it would look a lot like today's kissing donkeys. There'd be hearts and rainbows. High heels and kisses. A quiet explosion of love and happiness!
Of course when I made the mistake of sharing my vision with Pug, he turned my beautiful insides into... well...
PUG: a quiet explosion of love and happiness?
PUG: is that code for fart?
ME: do you always have to be so gross?
PUG: uh, you're the one talking about your insides exploding.
Sigh. I don't know why I bother sometimes, but I know you understand what I mean. And if you want to share your insides with me, it can be our little Friday secret. No gross Pug allowed!
Rainbows + Donkey Kisses,
PS: I'm sorry Pug. Next time don't be so gross.