Monday, April 28, 2014
So, I can't really say too much today because I'm on strike. I'm sorry, but this is what happens when your human promises bacon and comes home with a can of Shakeables instead.
Nothing against shakeables. I'm sure they're totally eatable. But bacon they are not! I mean, if my human could freaking read she'd completely understand why I'm holding out for the real thing.
Check out what's in a "bacon" shakeable:
wheat flour, glycerine, poultry fat, natural flavor, water, potassium sorbate, bacon flavor, phosphoric acid, dried parsley, caramel.
See what I mean?? THERE IS NO BACON! Bacon FLAVOR isn't BACON, people. It's FLAVOR. It even says so on the front of the can, right next to the picture of the bacon. Arrrgh!
Dutch says I should shut my snout and go back on strike so we can hurry up and get something yummy to eat. He might not be genius enough to understand the seriousness of the shakeables situation, but he will thank me when this is over. IF I'm nice enough to share my bacon with him. We'll see...