Monday, April 28, 2014

SHAKEABLES


So, I can't really say too much today because I'm on strike. I'm sorry, but this is what happens when your human promises bacon and comes home with a can of Shakeables instead.

Seriously?

Nothing against shakeables. I'm sure they're totally eatable. But bacon they are not! I mean, if my human could freaking read she'd completely understand why I'm holding out for the real thing. 

Check out what's in a "bacon" shakeable:

INGREDIENTS
wheat flour, glycerine, poultry fat, natural flavor, water, potassium sorbate, bacon flavor, phosphoric acid, dried parsley, caramel.

See what I mean?? THERE IS NO BACON! Bacon FLAVOR isn't BACON, people. It's FLAVOR. It even says so on the front of the can, right next to the picture of the bacon. Arrrgh!

Sorry. 

Dutch says I should shut my snout and go back on strike so we can hurry up and get something yummy to eat. He might not be genius enough to understand the seriousness of the shakeables situation, but he will thank me when this is over. IF I'm nice enough to share my bacon with him. We'll see...

11 comments:

Julia Smith said...

This is serious. A deal is a deal. You let Eddie have a day, and you get bacon. Hold out as long as you can, but why not eat the shakables too?
Levi

Maggie and Lucy the Pugs in Dallas said...

Oh Man....this is serious! We stand with you Pug!

Hopper said...

Puglet, I think Dutch is right. Ok, so it's not REAL bacon but you're being quite the snob.

Barbara said...

An OUTRAGE! Bacon FLAVOR? Your mom has lost it. We must find you REAL bacon!

Anonymous said...

Bacon flavor...what in the world is that when you can get REAL bacon flavor from bacon!!! Tell your humom to buy some already cooked bacon, that way she wouldn't have to touch it too much...so easy!!!

Frodo, Molly & Cleo

Anonymous said...

Using bacon wanna be is a felony in this country, well.... if should e a felony anyway......

Go get 'em, Pug!!

Sammy and Neko

hubert ban said...

Pug. Perhaps you live in a kosher house like Ernie ??

Anonymous said...

A travesty! And those shakeables look toxic - steer clear and hold out for real bacon! You totally deserve it! Everyday!

Paula from DE said...

This does not follow the Real Food guidelines. http://www.100daysofrealfood.com/real-food-defined-a-k-a-the-rules/
And since meat says in moderation, I think since you never ger it, you should be able to make up that time you missed out. So lots of real bacon should be on the way !

Anonymous said...

I don't know a lot of things, Pug, but I do know this: my mom made bacon yesterday for our man and all day she kept saying, 'the whole house reeks like bacon'! The aroma was driving me insane- I couldn't sit still all day...

Charlie the Pugster said...

That's crazy! Humans just think we Pugs will fall for anything! I do think I might consider snacking on a few of those things while I was waiting for the real thing!