Sorry about giving you to Ernie yesterday. But, you know... BACON. I mean, who can say no to bacon? Not me.
Unless we're talking bacon *flavor*. Totally NOT the same. At all. But I won't get into that now. Let's just say my human has no idea what she's doing when it comes to bacon.
So. While I'm waiting for my real bacon, I need help naming our new fish. My human brought him home the same day as my new food with the nasty bits, but I was waaaay too distracted by the bits to think about fish names and you don't even want to know what my human came up with. You know how much she sucks at names.
Here is fish:
He looks a little less cool in real life because my human accidentally used one of Steve's filters or something when she took the picture. No idea what that's about, but it's why she thought 'Hipster' would make a good name for our fish.
ME: Hipster? what kind of name is that?
HUMAN: he just looks so... cool. Like something on instagram.
ME: but he only looks that way in the picture.
HUMAN: oh. right.
I think fish should have a food name, but I don't know many tasty foods that have blue speckles on them. My friend Lulu's mom suggested Gorgonzola (Google says that's a cheese). Dutch came up with Blueberry Muffin ("Muffin" for short) and Scone.
Uhm, yeah. Any ideas??