I don't know what it's been like outside where you are, but here in San Francisco we've been having some serious naked weather. Like, practically tropical kind of hot.
So yesterday we were out for our walk and I noticed this open window. I don't know if it's a new window or if it was just open because of the hotness, but whatever, it was there. And open. And inside there were people eating. Kinda like a drive-thru, minus all the cars and stuff.
Right around the corner from my house!!
I was too short to see what kind of food comes out of the magic window and princess Dutch is too perfect to beg, but humans were eating it so you know it must be good. And I'm pretty sure the dudes in the picture would have totally let me have a taste if they could've seen me
But no. I'm short and starving to death and have rolls of skin to prove it. And since my human's obviously not in any hurry to fill my rolls with bacon, I guess I'll just have to find my own snacks.
Operation Magic Window is now in effect.