So, I can't really say too much today because I'm on strike. I'm sorry, but this is what happens when your human promises bacon and comes home with a can of Shakeables instead.
Seriously?
Nothing against shakeables. I'm sure they're totally eatable. But bacon they are not! I mean, if my human could freaking read she'd completely understand why I'm holding out for the real thing.
Check out what's in a "bacon" shakeable:
INGREDIENTS
wheat flour, glycerine, poultry fat, natural flavor, water, potassium sorbate, bacon flavor, phosphoric acid, dried parsley, caramel.
See what I mean?? THERE IS NO BACON! Bacon FLAVOR isn't BACON, people. It's FLAVOR. It even says so on the front of the can, right next to the picture of the bacon. Arrrgh!
Sorry.
Dutch says I should shut my snout and go back on strike so we can hurry up and get something yummy to eat. He might not be genius enough to understand the seriousness of the shakeables situation, but he will thank me when this is over. IF I'm nice enough to share my bacon with him. We'll see...
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11 comments:
This is serious. A deal is a deal. You let Eddie have a day, and you get bacon. Hold out as long as you can, but why not eat the shakables too?
Levi
Oh Man....this is serious! We stand with you Pug!
Puglet, I think Dutch is right. Ok, so it's not REAL bacon but you're being quite the snob.
An OUTRAGE! Bacon FLAVOR? Your mom has lost it. We must find you REAL bacon!
Bacon flavor...what in the world is that when you can get REAL bacon flavor from bacon!!! Tell your humom to buy some already cooked bacon, that way she wouldn't have to touch it too much...so easy!!!
Frodo, Molly & Cleo
Using bacon wanna be is a felony in this country, well.... if should e a felony anyway......
Go get 'em, Pug!!
Sammy and Neko
Pug. Perhaps you live in a kosher house like Ernie ??
A travesty! And those shakeables look toxic - steer clear and hold out for real bacon! You totally deserve it! Everyday!
This does not follow the Real Food guidelines. http://www.100daysofrealfood.com/real-food-defined-a-k-a-the-rules/
And since meat says in moderation, I think since you never ger it, you should be able to make up that time you missed out. So lots of real bacon should be on the way !
I don't know a lot of things, Pug, but I do know this: my mom made bacon yesterday for our man and all day she kept saying, 'the whole house reeks like bacon'! The aroma was driving me insane- I couldn't sit still all day...
That's crazy! Humans just think we Pugs will fall for anything! I do think I might consider snacking on a few of those things while I was waiting for the real thing!
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